Posted: 6/19/2016 9:33:21 PM EDT
Wife ain't got no respect
I was feeling generous and told her that since it was her birthday tomorrow, she could be on top. She said "of who?"
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I was hot and bothered and in the mood so I called my wife and said 'I'm ready to come right to you and make mad passionate love!' She said, 'I'll be ready!' 'Who is this?' And I don't get no respect. My wife told me to take out the garbage. I said 'I already did.' She said, 'So go out and watch it.' RIP Rodney, you were one hell of a funny guy. |