Posted: 6/14/2016 11:45:21 AM EDT
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Professor Turguson:
Welcome to contemporary Weapon History. I am Professor Turguson. A lot of people think that a weapon is just a hunk of metal that some crazy people like to have. That it's just a tool. But not me. I hold the 2nd amendment very sacred. Sacred, the way a furry takes his foxtail buttplug and holds it sacred; the way a terrorist holds his suicide vest and holds it sacred. The way a lot of people hold Social Justice sacred. That's how I feel about it. So why don't we dive right in by interpretting one of the easiest events of the past week. Now, can someone tell me, why, on June 12th, Omar shot up a gay nightclub? Social Justice Warrior: Because of the heightened aura of Islamophobia in America brought on by the rise of Donald Trump and the popularity of xenophobic messages that resounded in the white middle class and most notably the patriarchy, Omar was influenced to strike out against the Islamophobic Culture that he was raised in, utilizing an AR-15 that he shouldn't really have been able to purchase, as it is a weapon of mass destruction and has no use in the hands of private citizens. 
Professor Turguson: *Sigh*. Is she Right? I know that is the popular reasoning behind the attack, and a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could. But I was there. I wasn't here on Facebook, hoping I was right, wanting to ban AR-15's, I WAS UP TO MY KNEES IN DEAD PARTY GOERS, WITH MY FELLOW COPS, GOING UP AGAINST OMAR, WHILE PUSSIES, LIKE YOU, WERE ARMCHAIRING ON FACEBOOK, CHEERING ON OBAMA, AND LISTENING TO CONAN!!!! ALLAH ACKBAR! ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!! Thornton Melon: Hey, hey, professor, take it easy will yah? They've been brought up on a democratic media. And me? Well, I've got 100,000 posts on Arfcom, I ain't a police officer. Professor Turguson: Well, I didn't know you wanted to get involved in the discussion Mr. Halbert. But since you want to help, maybe you can help me. You remember that thing we had about 6 months ago? Yeah, down in San Bernidino? How come Obama blamed the AR-15, INSTEAD OF BLAMING THE RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM!!!! HOW COME? TELL ME WHY! SAY IT! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thornton Melon: Alright, I"ll say it. Because it was never about the AR-15, IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT BANNING ALL GUNS, NOT JUST ONE TYPE. Professor Turguson: Good answer, good answer. I like the way you think. I'm going to be watching you. Thornton Melon: Good teacher, he really seems to care. About what I have no Idea 
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