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5/27/2016 5:18:13 PM EDT
It's probably been covered.  I was entertained.  Not for kids.
5/27/2016 5:20:27 PM EDT
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Yeah, like the day after it came out!  Fun as hell movie but I don't know how they're gonna fold him into the X-Men universe as a regular character.
5/27/2016 5:20:50 PM EDT
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I would take my children to go see it, if I had any
5/27/2016 5:21:40 PM EDT
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Pretty dumb.
5/27/2016 5:22:43 PM EDT
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But what if you've just done the birds and the bees talk and now you need to explain to them what pegging is?
5/27/2016 5:24:49 PM EDT
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Yeah, went to see it with my 16 year old son. There were moments that were... uncomfortable. For both of us.

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5/27/2016 5:31:28 PM EDT
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Yeah, went to see it with my 16 year old son. There were moments that were... uncomfortable. For both of us.

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Yeah, went to see it with my 16 year old son. There were moments that were... uncomfortable. For both of us.

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I'm 30. There's no way in hell I'd go see that movie with my dad, and we're pretty close.
5/27/2016 5:40:41 PM EDT
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edit... might be too much
5/27/2016 5:41:22 PM EDT
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dumbest dialogue between characters ever... did two 12 year old boys write the script
5/27/2016 6:20:41 PM EDT
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I'll be 50 very soon, and wouldn't see it with my Dad or my kids (pre-teens) FWIW.

My wife and I saw the movie, ran into my favorite cousin and his wife at the thteater and ended up sitting with them... even that felt awkward a few times.

I enjoyed the movie in spite of all that, there are some REALLY funny parts.

But I felt like I needed a shower afterwards.


5/27/2016 6:23:05 PM EDT
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Shit. I saw it with my 20yo and we were both uncomfortable.  Still, a hilarious movie.
5/27/2016 6:25:34 PM EDT
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I watched it by myself, then my wife said she wanted to take my 10 yr old to it.  I told her "absolutely not!!"  



Funny, but filthy.
5/27/2016 6:29:46 PM EDT
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FIFY - and I saw it for free.  I want my 2 hours back.
5/27/2016 6:32:45 PM EDT
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Guardians was better.
5/27/2016 6:34:12 PM EDT
[#14]
It was alright. Some of the humor was funny, but some of it was awkwardly forced. I give a 6/10.
5/27/2016 6:34:34 PM EDT
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My wife and I laughed ourselves hoarse.

"Happy International Women's Day" is now a running joke at our house.
5/27/2016 7:01:22 PM EDT
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The opening credits were even funny, how often does that happen?
5/27/2016 7:03:51 PM EDT
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Yeah...I dont think they can and keep it PG
5/27/2016 7:04:33 PM EDT
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I saw it with my pops at 27, and I'm pretty sure he was the uncomfortable one
5/27/2016 7:07:17 PM EDT
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It was ok.

Reasonably fun change of pace to have dick and fart jokes. Got old eventually.

Pleasing levels of violence.

Chick from Firefly/Homeland is hot as fuck.

Glad I saw it, not in any particular hurry to watch it 3 more times.
5/27/2016 7:13:40 PM EDT
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I enjoyed the level of violence and the 4th wall break inside of the 4th way break.
5/27/2016 8:34:59 PM EDT
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I bet you missed the Ferris Bueller bit after the final credits, didn't you.
5/27/2016 8:43:46 PM EDT
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Kept my attention better than many other Super Hero movies.  

"Wheezing bag of dick tips."  
5/27/2016 8:44:57 PM EDT
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Loved it just as much the third time as the first time.
5/27/2016 8:46:42 PM EDT
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His only real interaction with the X-men is having sex with some of the prettier ones and harassing the fuck out of Wolverine.
5/27/2016 8:48:35 PM EDT
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I liked it. Wife didn't. Oh well.
5/27/2016 8:50:14 PM EDT
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When the hell are they gonna do another one???
5/27/2016 8:50:30 PM EDT
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5/27/2016 8:50:55 PM EDT
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Holy shit! I didn't recognize that until you said it. Mind blown.

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5/27/2016 9:06:08 PM EDT
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Love Clint

side note first time I heard GNR was in this trailer at the movie theater
oh a different movie
5/27/2016 9:07:32 PM EDT
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Pool is like the Stooges.

Chicks aren't wired right.

5/27/2016 9:10:54 PM EDT
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I really liked it except for the big lesbian villian bitch who supposedly had a mutation of super strength, but it really amounted to invulnerability. She was thrown thru steel cargo containers and went toe to toe with Collosus without injury.



I mean shit, Collosus FINALLY gets some screen time and he gets his ass handed to him by this noname bitch?




It pissed me off but the movie was great other than that.
5/27/2016 9:15:14 PM EDT
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SPOILERS!  Dammit.    
5/27/2016 9:17:33 PM EDT
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I really liked it except for the big lesbian villian bitch who supposedly had a mutation of super strength, but it really amounted to invulnerability. She was thrown thru steel cargo containers and went toe to toe with Collosus without injury.

I mean shit, Collosus FINALLY gets some screen time and he gets his ass handed to him by this noname bitch?


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that's a pretty lame Collusus too...
5/27/2016 9:18:00 PM EDT
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Holy shit! I didn't recognize that until you said it. Mind blown.

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Holy shit! I didn't recognize that until you said it. Mind blown.

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Here it is.  Spoiler alert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aYp-pJO9FA
5/27/2016 9:23:00 PM EDT
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Holy shit! I didn't recognize that until you said it. Mind blown.

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You didn't get that immediately?

For shame.

Movie's over... go home.
5/27/2016 9:23:34 PM EDT
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I really liked it except for the big lesbian villian bitch who supposedly had a mutation of super strength, but it really amounted to invulnerability. She was thrown thru steel cargo containers and went toe to toe with Collosus without injury.

I mean shit, Collosus FINALLY gets some screen time and he gets his ass handed to him by this noname bitch?


It pissed me off but the movie was great other than that.

that's a pretty lame Collusus too...


It was CGI.  And he seemed in puss mode.

5/27/2016 9:28:25 PM EDT
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In this thread the edgy cool kids will trash a good movie that made a fuck ton of money because people liked it.  Because, edgy.
5/27/2016 9:28:39 PM EDT
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Thought it was hilarious...



My kids are 12, 9, and 4... So... We'll have to wait a few years until one of them is old enough to watch it with...
5/27/2016 9:40:09 PM EDT
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people were starved for an R-rated superhero movie... it filled the niche, but it still wasn't all that good
5/27/2016 9:43:24 PM EDT
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people were starved for an R-rated superhero movie... it filled the niche, but it still wasn't all that good

Rushed into production on a shoestring budget and the love of the character almost solely by Reynolds himself.

Highest grossing R-rated movie under those circumstances, and pretty enjoyable to watch?

Not a bad effort considering that no studio wanted to touch this project until the youtube video.
5/27/2016 9:43:37 PM EDT
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Maximum effort.  That shit cracks me up.
5/27/2016 9:44:03 PM EDT
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I enjoyed all the self-referential "this is a movie" bits.  I about died at the "McAvoy or Stewart?" line.  
5/27/2016 9:47:29 PM EDT
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It was a 10/10 for me.  I loved it.
5/27/2016 9:51:16 PM EDT
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Rushed into production on a shoestring budget and the love of the character almost solely by Reynolds himself.

Highest grossing R-rated movie under those circumstances, and pretty enjoyable to watch?

Not a bad effort considering that no studio wanted to touch this project until the youtube video.
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In this thread the edgy cool kids will trash a good movie that made a fuck ton of money because people liked it.  Because, edgy.


people were starved for an R-rated superhero movie... it filled the niche, but it still wasn't all that good

Rushed into production on a shoestring budget and the love of the character almost solely by Reynolds himself.

Highest grossing R-rated movie under those circumstances, and pretty enjoyable to watch?

Not a bad effort considering that no studio wanted to touch this project until the youtube video.



I'm not saying I didn't get some pleasure from watching it, just that it was far from epic.
5/27/2016 9:52:25 PM EDT
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I'm not saying I didn't get some pleasure from watching it, just that it was far from epic.
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In this thread the edgy cool kids will trash a good movie that made a fuck ton of money because people liked it.  Because, edgy.


people were starved for an R-rated superhero movie... it filled the niche, but it still wasn't all that good

Rushed into production on a shoestring budget and the love of the character almost solely by Reynolds himself.

Highest grossing R-rated movie under those circumstances, and pretty enjoyable to watch?

Not a bad effort considering that no studio wanted to touch this project until the youtube video.



I'm not saying I didn't get some pleasure from watching it, just that it was far from epic.

It's joined Army of Darkness as one of my guilty pleasures.

And few can stand chin to chin with Bruce Campbell.
5/27/2016 9:53:27 PM EDT
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Morena Baccarin
5/27/2016 9:58:58 PM EDT
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Definite Oscar nomination. Probably take best picture award too.
5/27/2016 10:00:06 PM EDT
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Best use of female on male strapon in a Romantic Comedy.
5/27/2016 10:02:04 PM EDT
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My wife and I watched it the other night and enjoyed it. I liked that it was a Marvel movie that was not so Marvel. Over the top, crude and funny.
5/27/2016 10:07:02 PM EDT
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And what does Ms. Mama June taste like?
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