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5/25/2016 7:58:32 PM EDT
Is it bad if I laughed?

5/25/2016 8:01:41 PM EDT
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You fuck with the train, you get the air horns.
5/25/2016 8:02:23 PM EDT
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Awww... you dumb fucker
5/25/2016 8:02:49 PM EDT
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Came in all

Now im leaving all

Mucho disappointo.
5/25/2016 8:03:14 PM EDT
[#4]
Poor thing. I didn't find that funny at all.






5/25/2016 8:03:45 PM EDT
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Beef 87 cents a pound, extra tenderized.
5/25/2016 8:07:13 PM EDT
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Waiting for someone to post the one up where a cow tangled with a train and was left walking around missing the entire face part of the head.
5/25/2016 8:09:03 PM EDT
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So does the train stop if it hits a cow or does it keep on rolling and fill out paper work later, if there is any?
5/25/2016 8:13:16 PM EDT
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The conductor has a note pad. At the top it reads "Sorry about your...".

As the conductor comes up on whatever is on the track he fills out the last part with a sharpie marker, balls up the note and tosses it out the door near as he can to the carnage.

That's how the paperwork is handled.
5/25/2016 8:13:40 PM EDT
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Cows really are dumb fuckers. Their spatial processing ability for objects moving toward them is effectively zero until that object is within about ten feet.

 
5/25/2016 8:15:22 PM EDT
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Maybe it was suffering from Mad Cow disease and wanted to end it all.
5/25/2016 8:23:33 PM EDT
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I'm not sure if I want to watch this or not.  I have a special place in my heart for cows.  Fuck it I'm watching.
5/25/2016 8:24:45 PM EDT
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The conductor has a note pad. At the top it reads "Sorry about your...".

As the conductor comes up on whatever is on the track he fills out the last part with a sharpie marker, balls up the note and tosses it out the door near as he can to the carnage.

That's how the paperwork is handled.
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So does the train stop if it hits a cow or does it keep on rolling and fill out paper work later, if there is any?


The conductor has a note pad. At the top it reads "Sorry about your...".

As the conductor comes up on whatever is on the track he fills out the last part with a sharpie marker, balls up the note and tosses it out the door near as he can to the carnage.

That's how the paperwork is handled.

But does the RR pay for the steer, or is it the landowner's fault for his dumb cow getting splattered and he has to pay to repaint the cow catcher?
5/25/2016 8:27:55 PM EDT
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But does the RR pay for the steer, or is it the landowner's fault for his dumb cow getting splattered and he has to pay to repaint the cow catcher?
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So does the train stop if it hits a cow or does it keep on rolling and fill out paper work later, if there is any?


The conductor has a note pad. At the top it reads "Sorry about your...".

As the conductor comes up on whatever is on the track he fills out the last part with a sharpie marker, balls up the note and tosses it out the door near as he can to the carnage.

That's how the paperwork is handled.

But does the RR pay for the steer, or is it the landowner's fault for his dumb cow getting splattered and he has to pay to repaint the cow catcher?


I'm no lawyer but I imagine the owner of the cow does not have a claim as he failed to keep the cow off of railroad property.
5/25/2016 8:30:12 PM EDT
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Here ya go

I didn't embed for the people that'd rather not see the suffering animal.
5/25/2016 8:31:15 PM EDT
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I literally laughed out loud.
5/25/2016 8:36:53 PM EDT
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Here ya go

I didn't embed for the people that'd rather not see the suffering animal.
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Here ya go

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Holy cow.
5/25/2016 8:37:37 PM EDT
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I'm no lawyer but I imagine the owner of the cow does not have a claim as he failed to keep the cow off of railroad property.
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So does the train stop if it hits a cow or does it keep on rolling and fill out paper work later, if there is any?




The conductor has a note pad. At the top it reads "Sorry about your...".



As the conductor comes up on whatever is on the track he fills out the last part with a sharpie marker, balls up the note and tosses it out the door near as he can to the carnage.



That's how the paperwork is handled.


But does the RR pay for the steer, or is it the landowner's fault for his dumb cow getting splattered and he has to pay to repaint the cow catcher?




I'm no lawyer but I imagine the owner of the cow does not have a claim as he failed to keep the cow off of railroad property.




 
Not in open range states, they file a claim with the RR, and get paid. Same thing if you hit a cow, bull, steer, whatever, on a public road, you owe the rancher money. Wyoming IS a free range state.




There is no paperwork for the train crew. We once ran through a herd of elk, and just let dispatch know.
5/25/2016 8:38:01 PM EDT
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I'm udderly shocked.
5/25/2016 8:40:54 PM EDT
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I should not have laughed but I did
5/25/2016 8:40:57 PM EDT
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Everything old is new again.

19th Century Cow Catchers might need to be brought back

5/25/2016 8:41:39 PM EDT
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It's a real hoot!
5/25/2016 8:43:00 PM EDT
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I had a friend that had a goat farm next to a KCS rail. He would frequently find his goats dead next to the tracks. I guess they just get tired of it all.
KCS told him to fuck off when he asked them to pay for his goats lol
5/25/2016 8:47:33 PM EDT
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This cow got screwed  but walked away.

5/25/2016 8:50:01 PM EDT
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This cow got screwed  but walked away.

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This one did it with style:







 
5/25/2016 9:08:01 PM EDT
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Has me rolling. Holy fuck cows are stupid.

 
5/25/2016 9:23:18 PM EDT
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I thought of this.  The Prometheus moose.  
5/25/2016 9:23:27 PM EDT
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I saw this scenario play out 50yds away from me while raking hay. 2 angus heifers were creamed. The train horn was blowing for 90 seconds before it hit them. The other cows stopped grazing to watch the show. Savage.
5/25/2016 9:50:29 PM EDT
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Hopefully the guys watches the video he shot in the future so he can remember to slow down.
5/25/2016 9:52:50 PM EDT
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Poor thing. I didn't find that funny at all.






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5/25/2016 9:53:42 PM EDT
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That's okay,  I did
5/25/2016 9:59:17 PM EDT
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5/25/2016 10:01:17 PM EDT
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Hopefully the guys watches the video he shot in the future so he can remember to slow down.
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This cow got screwed  but walked away.

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Hopefully the guys watches the video he shot in the future so he can remember to slow down.


Jesus Christ, learn physics.
5/25/2016 10:01:20 PM EDT
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I laughed waaaay too hard. That fucker just stood there
5/25/2016 10:02:59 PM EDT
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Embed into link.
5/25/2016 10:04:32 PM EDT
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I felt bad for the cow, but I laughed at the engineer.
5/25/2016 10:05:48 PM EDT
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Having seen the resultant mess when people get hit, I can't imagine what's left to pick up with a cow



I have been told that animals will sometimes see the rails and think they are trapped so to speak. They will run away from the train but not realize they can just jump over the track and get away.  He said it's not uncommon to see it with deer, but it's sad when it's someone's dog.







-K
5/25/2016 10:06:42 PM EDT
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hamburger!
5/25/2016 10:32:28 PM EDT
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Jesus Christ, learn physics.
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This cow got screwed  but walked away.

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Hopefully the guys watches the video he shot in the future so he can remember to slow down.


Jesus Christ, learn physics.


Watch the video again, I was referring to the time stamp.
5/25/2016 10:40:36 PM EDT
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This is why cows are food.
5/25/2016 10:43:14 PM EDT
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From what I understand, train engineer is the only job where you have a 100% chance of hitting something during your career.
5/25/2016 10:43:53 PM EDT
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Yea this made me laugh
5/25/2016 10:49:37 PM EDT
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Calls dispatcher....... "Uhhh how do you like your steak cooked?? We hit a cow at MP xxx.x"  

Usually deer will move if you cut the headlight.

Ran over a bunch of other critters. thankfully no people yet.
5/25/2016 10:53:10 PM EDT
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This cow got screwed  but walked away.



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Hopefully the guys watches the video he shot in the future so he can remember to slow down.
2025. Saw that too
5/25/2016 11:02:59 PM EDT
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Calls dispatcher....... "Uhhh how do you like your steak cooked?? We hit a cow at MP xxx.x"  

Usually deer will move if you cut the headlight.

Ran over a bunch of other critters. thankfully no people yet.
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So does the train stop if it hits a cow or does it keep on rolling and fill out paper work later, if there is any?


Calls dispatcher....... "Uhhh how do you like your steak cooked?? We hit a cow at MP xxx.x"  

Usually deer will move if you cut the headlight.

Ran over a bunch of other critters. thankfully no people yet.


You should talk more about hitting things with a train; those stories sound awesome.

On a related note, my 92 year old grandmother was killed while crossing some unmarked rail-road tracks after driving home from outpatient (sedation) surgery; this was decades ago, and I doubt a modern clinic would have released her on her own.  We used the rear axle of her Buick on a smoker build; didn't look like the best way to go.
5/25/2016 11:24:18 PM EDT
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This one got a little too close the tracks and the "front fell off".

5/25/2016 11:29:53 PM EDT
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Didn't moove over...
5/25/2016 11:35:47 PM EDT
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Here ya go

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Waiting for someone to post the one up where a cow tangled with a train and was left walking around missing the entire face part of the head.


Here ya go

I didn't embed for the people that'd rather not see the suffering animal.


Holy fuck.
5/25/2016 11:36:13 PM EDT
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"Oh, George, not the livestock."




5/25/2016 11:36:44 PM EDT
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They had just as long as us to develop opposable digits and nuclear weapons. I don't feel bad. Welcome to the jungle.



 
5/25/2016 11:37:30 PM EDT
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Holy fuck.
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Waiting for someone to post the one up where a cow tangled with a train and was left walking around missing the entire face part of the head.




Here ya go



I didn't embed for the people that'd rather not see the suffering animal.




Holy fuck.


Hurry, get her to the slaughterhouse before she falls over!



 
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