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5/22/2016 2:35:26 AM EDT
So next year the first human head transplant may happen.  They're planning on taking a brain dead body and attaching a head to it.

This raises an interesting question......If I'm a male, and I get a female body transplant.  I'll have ovaries but a brain that was brought up in a male body.  Technically I could have a baby.

What bathroom do I use?
5/22/2016 2:38:59 AM EDT
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Just don't try to pee standing up.
5/22/2016 2:40:01 AM EDT
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Transplant your brain into a monkey's body.  Let's make it interesting.
5/22/2016 2:42:21 AM EDT
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6 billion + people and fuckers want to play God.  Good luck. This is why pandemics happen.  



5/22/2016 2:46:10 AM EDT
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5/22/2016 2:46:16 AM EDT
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Zompoc in the works.
5/22/2016 2:49:39 AM EDT
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Can we start a GoFundMe to pay for DK-Prof's head to be transplanted onto an inky body??

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5/22/2016 3:02:17 AM EDT
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Winner of the most idiotic thread ever.
5/22/2016 3:36:46 AM EDT
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It won't matter cause you would just sit around playing with your boobs.






5/22/2016 3:47:01 AM EDT
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Transplant my head onto either

A: Silverback gorilla

B: Bald eagle
5/22/2016 5:27:49 AM EDT
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5/22/2016 5:30:07 AM EDT
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I'll be in my bunk

Wait would you date guys or girls?
5/22/2016 6:15:02 AM EDT
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5/22/2016 6:15:34 AM EDT
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Pirates.



 
5/22/2016 6:23:32 AM EDT
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Not even close to most idiotic in the last 24 hours...
5/22/2016 6:30:54 AM EDT
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5/22/2016 7:58:51 AM EDT
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well you won't feel guilty about stretching out the wife's undies
5/22/2016 8:48:17 AM EDT
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This thread could use split page book like the kids have.  The ones where you match a new top of the animal with another bottom.  Like a camel on pig legs.  We need about two dozen celebs to rematch.  First image Bill Clinton comes back with Dally Parton's body.
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5/22/2016 8:52:13 AM EDT
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Seems to me if the can reattach all that the could splice in new connections and fix paralysis.
5/22/2016 8:54:35 AM EDT
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No need for head chopping and transplanting because human xy females already exist in nature.
5/22/2016 9:03:51 AM EDT
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Gonna have a tough time doing that since you'll be paralyzed from the neck down.
5/22/2016 10:48:28 AM EDT
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My first thought was the puss.
5/22/2016 11:27:49 AM EDT
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Gonna have a tough time doing that since you'll be paralyzed from the neck down.


Seriously. Even if they can keep a brain alive, or jump start it, there is still some work to do on wiring it up.
5/22/2016 11:35:44 AM EDT
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Mesmerizing
5/22/2016 11:42:31 AM EDT
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Thanks, @sshole. I just lost four hours of my morning thanks to you and your stupid gif.

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Sure, but you run the risk of a heart attack everyday when, first thing in the morning, you're still not totally awake, you reach down between your legs and freak the fuck out because your dick is missing.
5/22/2016 11:53:40 AM EDT
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i would never leave the house. /rubbing chest
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Rubbing chest?

Tell the truth, you're going to be playing the "will it fit?" game.  
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What if you get a set of sad, floppy little flapjacks that lack feeling?
5/22/2016 7:44:14 PM EDT
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Yep... paralysis will have been long gone and a thing of the past waaaaaaaay before brain/body transplants are done.

 
5/22/2016 7:45:14 PM EDT
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androgyn insensitivity syndrome