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5/6/2016 9:49:47 AM EDT
Caught this guy trespassing in one of our housing projects today. The old black lady who called it in asked me is I was going to catch it, and when I told her "yes," she said I was a "crazy white boy" and "you ain't gonna catch us black folks doing dat."

5/6/2016 9:52:03 AM EDT
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Log him into evidence room. Feed him leftovers.  
5/6/2016 9:52:29 AM EDT
[#2]
ALM!

5/6/2016 9:53:22 AM EDT
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5/6/2016 9:53:55 AM EDT
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Just say'n...
5/6/2016 9:54:07 AM EDT
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Seems accurate.
5/6/2016 9:54:52 AM EDT
[#6]
Into the pot he goes.
5/6/2016 9:55:01 AM EDT
[#7]
Green lives matter
5/6/2016 9:55:14 AM EDT
[#8]
Return him to the nearest Wendy's drive-thru window.
5/6/2016 9:57:12 AM EDT
[#9]
It gave the dispatchers a chuckle when I came over the radio," Log alligator detained"
5/6/2016 9:57:18 AM EDT
[#10]
Pretty harsh for simple trespassing.
I see by the tape you read him his rights.
5/6/2016 9:57:44 AM EDT
[#11]
Are y'all phasing out K9's with these guys finally?
5/6/2016 9:58:29 AM EDT
[#12]
Cute!
5/6/2016 10:00:48 AM EDT
[#13]
Nice dag. You should totally name him chomp.
5/6/2016 10:02:30 AM EDT
[#14]
Leave him under the chief's desk. They love pranks like that.
5/6/2016 10:02:47 AM EDT
[#15]
Chicken nuggets at your place this weekend?
5/6/2016 10:04:18 AM EDT
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We kept one in the shower room at Camp Shelby, until we were caught.
5/6/2016 10:07:44 AM EDT
[#17]
Old black ladies sound pretty smart
5/6/2016 10:08:04 AM EDT
[#18]
Poor possum
5/6/2016 10:09:01 AM EDT
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This is awesome! Except you would have to scrape off those K9 decals and change them to G8R.

I could see this as an awesome episode of cops... Officers stacked up outside a house on a burglary call and yelling into the broken window  "come out now or we'll send the gator in"!!  Moments later the gator is doing a death roll in the living room with the perp's leg in its mouth. Broken furniture flying around...
5/6/2016 10:09:31 AM EDT
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What did that 'possum do to hurt anyone, what with the tape and all?  
5/6/2016 10:11:40 AM EDT
[#21]
Back in the day black folks would have caught it and skinned it and cooked it.  
5/6/2016 10:12:17 AM EDT
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That there is a FINE Example of Juvenile Swamp Possum...... He just wants a Lil Hug
5/6/2016 10:15:56 AM EDT
[#23]
He looks cute!!!

How old do you think he is?
5/6/2016 10:18:27 AM EDT
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Who needs K-9 units?  You're in Louisiana, dude!

Put that fucker on a leash and bring him out for traffic stops.
5/6/2016 10:19:44 AM EDT
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Shenanigans!





5/6/2016 10:21:49 AM EDT
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I agree with him
5/6/2016 10:23:26 AM EDT
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Is that a kitten?
5/6/2016 10:23:45 AM EDT
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This is awesome! Except you would have to scrape off those K9 decals and change them to G8R.

I could see this as an awesome episode of cops... Officers stacked up outside a house on a burglary call and yelling into the broken window  "come out now or we'll send the gator in"!!  Moments later the gator is doing a death roll in the living room with the perp's leg in its mouth. Broken furniture flying around...
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Are y'all switching from K9's to these finally?



This is awesome! Except you would have to scrape off those K9 decals and change them to G8R.

I could see this as an awesome episode of cops... Officers stacked up outside a house on a burglary call and yelling into the broken window  "come out now or we'll send the gator in"!!  Moments later the gator is doing a death roll in the living room with the perp's leg in its mouth. Broken furniture flying around...


Winner! Paint him brown and put a G8R vest on him!
5/6/2016 10:24:15 AM EDT
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This is awesome! Except you would have to scrape off those K9 decals and change them to G8R.



I could see this as an awesome episode of cops... Officers stacked up outside a house on a burglary call and yelling into the broken window  "come out now or we'll send the gator in"!!  Moments later the gator is doing a death roll in the living room with the perp's leg in its mouth. Broken furniture flying around...
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Are y'all switching from K9's to these finally?






This is awesome! Except you would have to scrape off those K9 decals and change them to G8R.



I could see this as an awesome episode of cops... Officers stacked up outside a house on a burglary call and yelling into the broken window  "come out now or we'll send the gator in"!!  Moments later the gator is doing a death roll in the living room with the perp's leg in its mouth. Broken furniture flying around...
I would sign up for cable to watch that!

 
5/6/2016 10:32:45 AM EDT
[#30]
Dude, tell your dept to spring for the molded plastic seats and to get rid of the floor mats. Contraband hiding dream in that squad car. Otherwise, good job and better you than me.
5/6/2016 10:35:01 AM EDT
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Winner! Paint him brown and put a G8R vest on him!
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Are y'all switching from K9's to these finally?



This is awesome! Except you would have to scrape off those K9 decals and change them to G8R.

I could see this as an awesome episode of cops... Officers stacked up outside a house on a burglary call and yelling into the broken window  "come out now or we'll send the gator in"!!  Moments later the gator is doing a death roll in the living room with the perp's leg in its mouth. Broken furniture flying around...


Winner! Paint him brown and put a G8R vest on him!



He's already Armored... No Vest Needed  
5/6/2016 10:35:40 AM EDT
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Nuggets!
5/6/2016 10:36:36 AM EDT
[#33]
Awwwww.....

Kitty just wanted to cuddle.
5/6/2016 10:43:28 AM EDT
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Cute dag.
5/6/2016 11:03:24 AM EDT
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You did check him for weapons.. right?
5/6/2016 11:26:45 AM EDT
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He resisted, hence the tape.
5/6/2016 12:18:46 PM EDT
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Caught this guy trespassing in one of our housing projects today. The old black lady who called it in asked me is I was going to catch it, and when I told her "yes," she said I was a "crazy white boy" and "you ain't gonna catch us black folks doing dat."

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I suspect that you have been called a 'coon-ass' before.
5/6/2016 1:21:43 PM EDT
[#38]
Yes please turn him in to evidence.
5/6/2016 1:26:59 PM EDT
[#39]
You should name him Elvis.  And when you make detective on vice you can live with him on a sailboat.
5/6/2016 1:30:43 PM EDT
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FIFY



 
5/6/2016 1:40:14 PM EDT
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Train him to sniff drugs.
He already has the ability to scare the shit outta people.
Most awesome fuckin partner ever.

Miami vice style.
5/6/2016 1:44:12 PM EDT
[#42]
I want it. Give it!

I'll take pictures of it and give it a nice pond to swim in and everything.
5/6/2016 2:58:03 PM EDT
[#43]
I think that is the biggest salamander I've ever seen!
5/6/2016 3:23:26 PM EDT
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Caught this guy trespassing in one of our housing projects today. The old black lady who called it in asked me is I was going to catch it, and when I told her "yes," she said I was a "crazy white boy" and "you ain't gonna catch us black folks doing dat."

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Gotta wonder what Mrs. Einstein thought you would have to do after she called it in.

5/6/2016 6:51:54 PM EDT
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Gotta wonder what Mrs. Einstein thought you would have to do after she called it in.

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Caught this guy trespassing in one of our housing projects today. The old black lady who called it in asked me is I was going to catch it, and when I told her "yes," she said I was a "crazy white boy" and "you ain't gonna catch us black folks doing dat."

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Gotta wonder what Mrs. Einstein thought you would have to do after she called it in.



She was more concerned that I didn't hurt it
5/6/2016 6:53:16 PM EDT
[#46]
Dang tree possums!!!!!
5/6/2016 6:53:20 PM EDT
[#47]
None of those up here, none needed either.
5/6/2016 6:55:04 PM EDT
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5/6/2016 8:40:10 PM EDT
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It hard to describe the taste to someone whose never had it. Like chicken and fish mixed.
5/6/2016 8:54:02 PM EDT
[#50]
Please drive 5 states north and let that thing go in a random pond or lake somewhere.  For the lulz