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4/14/2016 10:25:56 AM EDT
I made a faux pas with my dinner pic so hopefully I can redeem myself.



4/14/2016 10:30:17 AM EDT
[#1]
Strike 2
4/14/2016 10:31:00 AM EDT
[#2]
no coffee reload, no gun reloads and no lighter



try at lunch next
4/14/2016 10:32:21 AM EDT
[#3]
cig's?



gross
4/14/2016 10:33:14 AM EDT
[#4]
No bacon?  0/10
4/14/2016 10:34:27 AM EDT
[#5]
Geez, I believe you are trying very hard to FAIL!
I believe you have succeeded, certainly here, and probably before
4/14/2016 10:36:22 AM EDT
[#6]
is this because nobodie's been talking shit about the '13ers recently? 'cuz we can definitely start that shit back up...
4/14/2016 10:37:11 AM EDT
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4/14/2016 10:38:35 AM EDT
[#8]
That's what I had for breakfast too, except Marlboros.
4/14/2016 10:40:56 AM EDT
[#9]



What is this?

Stop it.  You're doing it all wrong.


4/14/2016 1:58:38 PM EDT
[#10]
crash can lid plate and plastic spoon
4/14/2016 2:02:02 PM EDT
[#11]
I quit smoking a month ago, but before I did that was my usual breakfast. Nothing in this world pairs better than great coffee and a good cigarette.

I miss it every day. Well, more the thought of it. The act I don't miss at all.

10/10
4/14/2016 2:02:08 PM EDT
[#12]
nada.
4/14/2016 2:04:12 PM EDT
[#13]
7/10



A few fried eggs would have saved this.
4/14/2016 2:05:14 PM EDT
[#14]
Cigarettes are nasty.

Fucking fail, coming from a guy who bakes his ribs in the oven.
4/14/2016 2:06:50 PM EDT
[#15]
lame dude.
4/14/2016 2:10:41 PM EDT
[#16]

If I ruled this planet I would so kick you off of it
4/14/2016 2:12:45 PM EDT
[#17]
No napkin?

Savage.....
4/14/2016 2:13:42 PM EDT
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4/14/2016 2:14:47 PM EDT
[#19]
No bacon and a pack of smokes

Gross dude.
4/14/2016 2:23:51 PM EDT
[#20]
You aren't trying very hard...
4/14/2016 2:37:13 PM EDT
[#21]
Replace cigarettes with bacon and eggs.  Add handgun reload, fork, and a knife.  After that we might be getting somewhere, but this is a fail.
4/14/2016 3:06:02 PM EDT
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4/14/2016 3:06:44 PM EDT
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4/14/2016 3:08:46 PM EDT
[#24]
0/10

4/14/2016 3:14:46 PM EDT
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4/14/2016 3:17:33 PM EDT
[#26]
No bacon
Trash can rifle
Coffee with no vanilla or milk
NO BACON!!!
Cigarette.... people still smoke that shit?
You did have a Glock 34 +1
NO BACON!!!!!!!

-6/10 I would give you worse but you did have a Glock.
4/14/2016 3:18:15 PM EDT
[#27]
FPNI
4/14/2016 3:21:39 PM EDT
[#28]
Try this, OP.

Shoot the Glock with the Ruger.
Throw the AK and the rest of your breakfast in the trash can.
Coffee is for closers.
4/14/2016 3:24:18 PM EDT
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4/14/2016 3:26:15 PM EDT
[#30]
FPNI
4/14/2016 3:26:27 PM EDT
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4/14/2016 3:28:24 PM EDT
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Please turn your man card in to the receptionist on the way out.
4/14/2016 3:29:10 PM EDT
[#33]
I'd drink it, 10+



Good beans?
4/14/2016 3:40:01 PM EDT
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World class beans! From Topeka KS of all places http://www.ptscoffee.com/
4/14/2016 3:40:03 PM EDT
[#35]
wtf is up with the more than 1 gun thing?  The glock is all you need at the dinner table- the rifle just makes you look like a child with a woobie.
Otherwise, add a lighter.
4/14/2016 3:42:50 PM EDT
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full of nitrates, saturated fat and all kinds of unhealthy stuff. No thanks.
4/14/2016 3:45:59 PM EDT
[#37]
Nice pic, nice symmetry........but needs venison or eggs, preferably both.
4/14/2016 3:47:45 PM EDT
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Please turn your man card in to the receptionist on the way out.


Nope.... I do not drink my coffee black if that make me less a man then the world is screwed because I still do not have periods like these goddamn millennials who claim male gender identity nor do I wear skinny jeans!