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3/15/2016 8:17:45 AM EDT

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local man Clint Smith, 29, was able to find, purchase, and wear a T-shirt indicating his desire to
hunt members of the Islamic State as a profession, but has so far been unable to find the recruiter’s station which would
allow him to do just that, sources say.
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http://www.duffelblog.com/2016/02/man-isis-hunter-shirt-unable-to-find-recruiters/
3/15/2016 8:20:21 AM EDT
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Lol
3/15/2016 8:21:37 AM EDT
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Lol.

That describes half of GD though.
3/15/2016 9:01:26 AM EDT
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10 years down the line......"I was gonna join but...."
3/15/2016 9:07:02 AM EDT
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He could have gone to Russia because in Soviet Russia, recruiter station finds you.
3/15/2016 9:08:31 AM EDT
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That describes half of GD though.
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<GD> "I have a full time job, and if the DI said somethin to me I would beat his ass" <GD>
3/15/2016 9:16:44 AM EDT
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I decided to get a real job and make tons of hot cash, unlike those military peasants.
3/15/2016 9:16:59 AM EDT
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ten years? We have that right now in GD
3/15/2016 9:24:14 AM EDT
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https://jobs.halliburton.com/search/security
3/15/2016 9:26:24 AM EDT
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Lol.

That describes half of GD though.

<GD> "I have full time job, and if the DI said somethin to me I would beat his ass" <GD>

Hell, I punched my recruiter in the mouth.
3/15/2016 9:28:36 AM EDT
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Hell, I punched my recruiter in the mouth.
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Lol.

That describes half of GD though.

<GD> "I have full time job, and if the DI said somethin to me I would beat his ass" <GD>

Hell, I punched my recruiter in the mouth.



I kneed mine in the nuts and called him faggot

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3/15/2016 9:46:16 AM EDT
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I kneed mine in the nuts and called him faggot

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Lol.

That describes half of GD though.

<GD> "I have full time job, and if the DI said somethin to me I would beat his ass" <GD>

Hell, I punched my recruiter in the mouth.



I kneed mine in the nuts and called him faggot

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They still let you join after such a weak display of dominance?
3/15/2016 4:22:08 PM EDT
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I ate my recruiter alive then pooped him out on his desk.
3/15/2016 4:31:15 PM EDT
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I fucked my recruiter's mom in the ass, wiped my shit-covered dick on his Class A's, and told him to be a hell of a lot more respectful the next time if he asked me if I wanted a free bumper sticker or I'd do the same to his dog.
3/15/2016 4:52:37 PM EDT
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That is so based on fact that I don't think it's actually satire.
3/15/2016 7:18:03 PM EDT
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I decided to get a real job and make tons of hot cash, unlike those military peasants.
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I decided to get a real job and make tons of hot cash, unlike those military peasants.

Get both.
3/15/2016 7:20:19 PM EDT
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I did that, and then ate him again, and then the second time I pooped him out again, I did it in the barrio and didn't give him cab fare.
3/15/2016 9:43:37 PM EDT
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Get both.
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I decided to get a real job and make tons of hot cash, unlike those military peasants.

Get both.


Impossible, having a military career just leads to poorness, it never leads to successful and lucrative further careers.

You would know that if you got a real job.
3/15/2016 11:33:03 PM EDT
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Impossible, having a military career just leads to poorness, it never leads to successful and lucrative further careers.

You would know that if you got a real job.
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I decided to get a real job and make tons of hot cash, unlike those military peasants.

Get both.


Impossible, having a military career just leads to poorness, it never leads to successful and lucrative further careers.

You would know that if you got a real job.

I'm not disciplined enough for a real job. I have to be told what to do.
3/15/2016 11:47:20 PM EDT
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How weird......this guy didn't have any problem finding a recruiting station.......

Police say a 27 year-old Canadian man said, "Allah told me to come here and kill people" at a double stabbing at a military recruitment center.

Good news is that they're pretty sure it's not terrorism.  "police are investigating whether the attack was terrorism and that there's nothing to indicate the Montreal-born man was working with anyone."

3/15/2016 11:53:12 PM EDT
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Shiiit, I did all that and I ate his dog. He thanked me after I told him to "at ease".

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