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Posted: 3/7/2016 12:26:32 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/7/2016 12:26:57 AM EDT

[#1]

Never stick your finger where your mouth won't go.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:28:45 AM EDT

[#2]

Never play cards with a man named Doc. Never eat at a place called Moms. Never get in bed with a woman with more problems than you've got.

Don't piss on a grease fire. Don't invade Russia in winter.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:29:13 AM EDT

[#3]

Don't fuck with those red bump things.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:29:48 AM EDT

[#4]

Never join the site in 2013.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:29:54 AM EDT

[#5]

There's never a monkey.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:31:03 AM EDT

[#6]

Never waste an erection.
Never trust a fart.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:31:46 AM EDT

[#7]

Don't listen to the voices.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:31:51 AM EDT

[#8]

Never trust a man wearing a turtle neck.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:32:07 AM EDT

[#9]

Sometimes less is more something something the lesson here is you're a moron.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:32:44 AM EDT

[#10]

The secret to a long and happy marriage is to always be faithful and never tell the truth.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:33:05 AM EDT

[#11]

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:34:01 AM EDT

[#12]

What is life but time. Don't waste your time.

Free people are not equal.
Equal people are not free.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:35:45 AM EDT

[#13]

There is no substitute for cubic inches

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:36:14 AM EDT

[#14]

We will never know world peace until three people can sumultaneously look each other straight in the eye.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:36:18 AM EDT

[#15]

Different logs for different frogs.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:36:21 AM EDT

[#16]

You can be right or you can be happy. Don't assume you can be both at the same time.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:37:36 AM EDT

[#17]

Never pass up a chance to use a bathroom.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:37:47 AM EDT

[#18]

It's not "what" you leave behind. Rather, it's "who" you leave behind.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:38:21 AM EDT

[#19]

Well......get both, of course!

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:38:35 AM EDT

[#20]

Sometimes all a woman needs is a titty-slap.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:38:56 AM EDT

[#21]

Graveyards are full of people who thought the world couldn't get along without them.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:39:32 AM EDT

[#22]

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Never stick your finger where your mouth won't go Always test it with your finger before your mouth.

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Posted: 3/7/2016 12:39:43 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/7/2016 12:40:03 AM EDT

[#24]

Better to be alone than wish you were

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:40:09 AM EDT

[#25]

Something about starting land wars with dirty inky gingers in Asia.....or something like that.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:42:02 AM EDT

[#26]

Also my favorite:

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:43:22 AM EDT

[#27]

Hatred hurts the hater worse than the person they hate.

Love is far more powerful than hatred.

Patience is worth cultivating.

We all need someone we trust so much that when they tell us we are full of shit, we pay attention.

Your own honor is the only thing that no one can take away from you, if you are stupid enough to give it up on your own, maybe you didn't have much to start with.

You never learn when you are talking, you only learn when you pay attention to others (listen, or read).

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:44:05 AM EDT

[#28]

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Posted: 3/7/2016 12:44:24 AM EDT

[#29]

A shotgun solves everything.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:46:34 AM EDT

[#30]

If you do it with your left hand, it feels like somebody else is doing it.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:46:36 AM EDT

[#31]

A few in my sig.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:49:01 AM EDT

[#32]

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time!

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:50:35 AM EDT

[#33]

never go full retard

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:51:18 AM EDT

[#34]

Keep your timber limber and don't let your meat loaf

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Posted: 3/7/2016 12:51:19 AM EDT

[#35]

Don't collect money, collect stories . You will be happier in the end.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:54:18 AM EDT

[#36]

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There is no substitute for cubic inches

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Less weight is just like more power.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:55:45 AM EDT

[#37]

Some hills are not worth dying on,internet drama is one of them.

Posted: 3/7/2016 12:57:39 AM EDT

[#38]

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Posted: 3/7/2016 12:58:31 AM EDT

[#39]

don't let your mouth write a check, that your ass can't cash.

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:02:26 AM EDT

[#40]

Don't be a weak-minded individual. Aka, don't be a pussy.

Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.

99% of the time, if wool is an option, wool is the best answer.

Be grateful for what you have. But don't ever stop trying to improve some aspect of your life, every day.

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:03:09 AM EDT

[#41]

Every zoo is a petting zoo. If you're not a little bitch.

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:08:50 AM EDT

[#42]

It takes a big frog to eat a bale of hay.

- Grandpa Ruhe, 1982-ish

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:08:54 AM EDT

[#43]

People will always act in their own perceived best interest.

Few things are worth dying for.

Actions always have consequences.

You always have a choice, even if you choose to not make a choice.

Be nice, until it's time to not be nice.
YMMV
Hessian-1

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:10:22 AM EDT

[#44]

If your aunt had balls,she's be your uncle

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:24:12 AM EDT

[#45]

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If you do it with your left hand, it feels like somebody else is doing it.

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unless you're a lefty.

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:28:42 AM EDT

[#46]

Optimists build castles in the sky.
Dreamers live there.
Realists collect the rent.

Never underestimate your adversary. You never know who you're dealing with.

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:30:20 AM EDT

[#47]

Because my mom said so!

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:31:08 AM EDT

[#48]

It's better to be pissed off, than pissed on!

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:31:19 AM EDT

[#49]

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There is no substitute for cubic inches

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A.K.A. There's no replacement for displacement.

Posted: 3/7/2016 1:33:39 AM EDT

[#50]

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

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