Posted: 3/3/2016 12:37:15 AM EDT
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Screw the beans/no beans argument... its all about adding the pasta and creating a blasphemous concoction of awesome!!
My real simple recipe... pretty healthy too and you can sub chicken or turkey. It is very versatile and a one pot meal you just dump stuff into. Real easy to experiment with as well. 1lb 97/3 ground beef 1 med onion diced Salt Pepper Garlic powder cayenne(dash) chili powder(dash) Chili flakes Cook in pot until meat is cooked and onions soft ~10 min (you can brown the meat first if you want) Add in.. 1 small can diced green chili(drained) 1 can tomato sauce 1 can stewed or diced tomatoes 3-4 tsp chili powder(to taste) 1 tsp cumin 1 c water It should be medium soupy at this point Bring to boil add 1c of elbow mac or rotini pasta, I use whole wheat 1 can of drained kidney beans Cook until pasta is tender which will make it nice and thick at the end as it absorbs the liquid!! Top with shredded cheddar or Mexican cheese and a dollop of sour cream. Thickening up. 
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Um....sorry, you said chili mac! There is only one poor white trash way to make that! It is canned chili and macaroni and cheese! One can of fake chili to two boxes of kraft macaroni! It is in no way chili but it is a po white folk meal! OP you are wrong!  Id eat that too!! BTW that is called "dorm room chili mac" |
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Quoted: Um....sorry, you said chili mac! There is only one poor white trash way to make that! It is canned chili and macaroni and cheese! One can of fake chili to two boxes of kraft macaroni! It is in no way chili but it is a po white folk meal! OP you are wrong! |
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You don't put cut up hotdogs in it? Weak. Quoted:
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Um....sorry, you said chili mac! There is only one poor white trash way to make that! It is canned chili and macaroni and cheese! One can of fake chili to two boxes of kraft macaroni! It is in no way chili but it is a po white folk meal! OP you are wrong! I wasn't rich back then! 
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Ah, chili mac. It was early 1984 at camp Schwab, Okinawa. The chow hall served chil mac for lunch, of whoch Imhad a heapin' helpin'. We PT'd around 14:00. Ran a couple miles which got my guts bubbling up but good. We lined up in paits on the PT field and paire off for situps. I was atvthe extreme upwind of the line. Gunny and that shitbird Lt. Gerald X were only a few pairs down from me. When I let loose, it looked like somebody opened a hornets nest and the while platoon was swatting and screaming in agony. It was beautiful, man. |
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I bet your toilet hates you after you eat that! |
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I bet your toilet hates you after you eat that! After 2 bowls and 5 beers you don't care what color the toilet paper is. |
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This! But with Kraft Mac & Cheese. |
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That is how we do chili mac in my house. The finest can of hormel you can find on sale + mac n' cheese. |
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Quoted: California IPA with grapefruit added, it really brings out the citrus flavors in the IPA. It is a world class IPA imho. Quoted: Quoted: I would eat the slop in the pot, but what is that grapefruit shit? California IPA with grapefruit added, it really brings out the citrus flavors in the IPA. It is a world class IPA imho. |
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LOL no. That shit is gross. Quoted:
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I would eat the slop in the pot, but what is that grapefruit shit? California IPA with grapefruit added, it really brings out the citrus flavors in the IPA. It is a world class IPA imho. What is your go to? |
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I think im going to try this out this weekend. |
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Another recipe for chili mac: 1) Take one basic training company 2) Feed them chili mac & milk for lunch 3) Put them in MOPP-4 4) Have them do a few calisthenics 5) Bake in a 100-degree, CS-filled chamber for a few minutes 6) Have them remove their masks https://i.ytimg.com/vi/guD79qdvy1Q/hqdefault.jpg I always wondered why dumbasses would drink milk with chow when it was 100+ degrees. Then they wondered why they got sick. ETA: I like chili-mac. |
When I was stationed in Germany those lazy fucks in the dining hall made it constantly.
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Look at any chili contest and they expressly forbid "fillers" including beans, pasta, rice, etc. You could have poured the chili over cooked pasta. May as well add corn! Yet I attended a chili contest/national convention in Las Vegas and the winner of the People's Choice Award had beans. |