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2/13/2016 6:59:43 PM EDT
A few words--let us start with essential vocabulary

Cerveza..."sir-vays-ah"...beer
Tetas...."tae-tahs"...boobs
Tocino...."toe-See-no"....bacon
Tocineta "toe-see-nay-tah" ... bacon
(It's that important )

Next week we will discuss the Spanglish portmanteau "bajapanties"
ETA. It's a noun.  


2/13/2016 7:03:40 PM EDT
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Days of the week are also important

2/13/2016 7:07:08 PM EDT
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There is a warm front in my pantalones
2/13/2016 7:14:40 PM EDT
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I've been doing this wrong all day I see.

I have been watching Raggs (think Barney but with Dogs) and Papa Francisco (the "Pope" or "Potato" I think) on Telmundo to improve my Spanish:


2/13/2016 7:15:18 PM EDT
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She must be single. A year after she married she will look like this

2/13/2016 7:18:16 PM EDT
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Very important:




Dónde está el baño
2/13/2016 7:21:32 PM EDT
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Muy imortante!
2/13/2016 7:25:39 PM EDT
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Discúlpeme oficial , he encontrado este sobre lleno de dinero en el suelo . Tenía su nombre en él . Debe ser la suya .
2/13/2016 7:29:21 PM EDT
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I have been watching Raggs (think Barney but with Dogs) and Papa Francisco (the "Pope" or "Potato" I think) on Telmundo to improve my Spanish:

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You're doing fine.
Papa is Pope or potato
La papa is potato
El papa is the pope

2/13/2016 7:30:07 PM EDT
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Spanish is at the very top of the list of languages that I hate listening to.
2/13/2016 7:30:24 PM EDT
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Gracias
Lo estaba buscando.
2/13/2016 7:30:36 PM EDT
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your pronunciation guide is written such that white people will sound really fucking white while speaking spanish.
2/13/2016 7:31:19 PM EDT
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pues vete a la pinche verga guey
2/13/2016 7:31:55 PM EDT
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csnt be worse than that disgusting ass middle eastern shit. Are they speaking or hacking up phlegm
2/13/2016 7:34:04 PM EDT
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pues vete a la pinche verga guey


Even Arabic is better than Spanish.

eiruh bi 'afsis sadar 'iimk, altturabiat laeaq almaksiki.
2/13/2016 7:35:09 PM EDT
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me saco una risa
2/13/2016 7:38:02 PM EDT
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Chale vato.

Aqui tenemos "nalgas." Nalgas bien buenas.
2/13/2016 7:38:29 PM EDT
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With the Latinas I always found tha the U.S. dollar did all the translations you will ever need

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2/13/2016 7:38:52 PM EDT
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2/13/2016 7:39:54 PM EDT
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Botas






2/13/2016 7:40:32 PM EDT
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csnt be worse than that disgusting ass middle eastern shit. Are they speaking or hacking up phlegm


One of the lines from a descriptive Arabic grammar:

"When you sound like you're choking, you've mastered Arabic pharyngeal constants."
2/13/2016 7:42:59 PM EDT
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Nacos.
2/13/2016 7:43:29 PM EDT
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your pronunciation guide is written such that white people will sound really fucking white while speaking spanish.
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You mean English speakers will sound English

Ever heard of white people of Spanish descent ?
NSF ARFCOM GD PIC
2/13/2016 7:45:39 PM EDT
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Puta - whore
Chingale - loosely, "fuck"
2/13/2016 7:45:48 PM EDT
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csnt be worse than that disgusting ass middle eastern shit. Are they speaking or hacking up phlegm
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csnt be worse than that disgusting ass middle eastern shit. Are they speaking or hacking up phlegm

It's phlegm. But, I never heard a band from the middle east that featured a tuba and an accordion, so they win in that respect.
2/13/2016 7:55:11 PM EDT
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Mierda= shit

pendejo=  idiot,stupid or dumass
2/13/2016 7:56:21 PM EDT
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come mierda  means you are a nice person, I learned that from EdSr, he calls me it all the time, I must be a really nice guy
2/13/2016 7:57:03 PM EDT
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Hawt Latina is hawt.
2/13/2016 7:58:00 PM EDT
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It's phlegm. But, I never heard a band from the middle east that featured a tuba and an accordion, so they win in that respect.
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csnt be worse than that disgusting ass middle eastern shit. Are they speaking or hacking up phlegm

It's phlegm. But, I never heard a band from the middle east that featured a tuba and an accordion, so they win in that respect.

If they win at anything it would be retard bingo
2/13/2016 8:01:27 PM EDT
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My grandfather taught me my first spanish words:



Manos arriba, Federales!
2/13/2016 8:04:50 PM EDT
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Why do my pants feel funny?
2/13/2016 8:06:39 PM EDT
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lmfao Thanks!!
2/13/2016 8:08:03 PM EDT
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Hawt Latina is hawt.
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Es verdad
2/13/2016 8:14:45 PM EDT
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You mean English speakers will sound English

Ever heard of white people of Spanish descent ?
NSF ARFCOM GD PIC
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your pronunciation guide is written such that white people will sound really fucking white while speaking spanish.

You mean English speakers will sound English

Ever heard of white people of Spanish descent ?
NSF ARFCOM GD PIC

You know what I mean.

Ay por favor mami, quien es esta bellecita?
2/13/2016 8:17:27 PM EDT
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You know what I mean.

Ay por favor mami, quien es esta bellecita?
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your pronunciation guide is written such that white people will sound really fucking white while speaking spanish.

You mean English speakers will sound English

Ever heard of white people of Spanish descent ?
NSF ARFCOM GD PIC

You know what I mean.

Ay por favor mami, quien es esta bellecita?

Entendidio

Y es Sofia Sisniega
2/13/2016 8:17:51 PM EDT
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Donde esta la casa de las puntas?
2/13/2016 8:23:31 PM EDT
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Chicharones

Descontrol on Sabado

Eta

No links cuz bikinis
2/13/2016 8:29:29 PM EDT
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Tu necesitas tocar sacapuntas?

Yo hablo poquito español.

Mis amigos de México dicen que hablar como un bebé. Pero ellos pueden comprender.

2/13/2016 8:58:42 PM EDT
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Tu necesitas tocar sacapuntas?

Yo hablo poquito español.

Mis amigos de México dicen que hablar como un bebé. Pero ellos pueden comprender.

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Tu necesitas tocar sacapuntas?

Yo hablo poquito español.

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que hablo
2/13/2016 9:00:14 PM EDT
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I thought "ha mon" was bacon?  I always heard the old man yellin "Chinga tu pinche madre cabron!"
2/13/2016 9:03:40 PM EDT
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jamón is ham.
2/13/2016 9:07:51 PM EDT
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Had a Spanish guy working for me back in 01 that said to me "Que Pasa".
I looked at him and asked is that was anything like "fuck you" and he started laughing
and told me what it meant.
2/13/2016 9:14:41 PM EDT
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Chupala rapido y duro con una sonrisa Colgate mi amigos!

2/13/2016 9:18:10 PM EDT
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Culeros que no valen verga

Another one I used in the jobsite...
Hay viene la migra!!
Had a bunch of guys run off one day and some never came back, we didn't do that again.
2/13/2016 9:44:16 PM EDT
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Pinche Gringo that's no es bueno for shit!

I used to hear that spanglish directed at me when I was the only white guy in the shop.
2/13/2016 10:04:42 PM EDT
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I am a little rusty, but.



No esta me trebajo, Paco.  
2/13/2016 10:23:53 PM EDT
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Si Papi





I recommend COPS to help with fluency.
2/13/2016 10:26:50 PM EDT
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That's on my to do list this year.  I have rosetta stone and duolingo.
2/13/2016 10:27:59 PM EDT
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Hace mucho calor

Chipo Mi Pito

Venga aqui ahorra

No tienne

Si patron

Sierra del fuego

2/13/2016 10:29:36 PM EDT
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