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1/23/2016 11:48:14 PM EDT
My in-laws were just on their way home which is  in the middle of no where.  My father in law came around a curve and had to slam on the brakes to prevent from hitting a shirtless guy walking down the road in the pitch black.  Its about 30 degrees out so this guy must of really been out of his mind.  To make things more exciting the guy blocks the road where they can't gets by and lifts up his hand a like it is a pistol and is pretending to shoot at them.  

What does the hive think is wrong with the guy?  Too much to drink?  Bath Salts?  Bad Meth?
1/23/2016 11:55:17 PM EDT
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Someone you should forget you ever saw.
1/23/2016 11:56:28 PM EDT
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I want Super Prec..... oh wrong thread.
1/24/2016 12:00:16 AM EDT
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I think he is under the control of some substance I don't want in my body. Might have been doing him a favor if they would have hit him.
1/24/2016 12:05:52 AM EDT
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Sherm or maybe Flakka




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1/24/2016 12:06:30 AM EDT
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I'm going with huffing.
1/24/2016 12:15:14 AM EDT
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Randy Quaid
1/24/2016 12:15:24 AM EDT
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My vote. Gold spray paint. Ho. Lee. Fuck. Seen some waking dead looking people on that shit. They usually spray it on their shirt, so that may explain that.
1/24/2016 12:16:46 AM EDT
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Had something similar happen in the middle of frigging nowhere Oregon. 2 am shirtless guy trying to wave us down in the middle of my lane.  Nope.  No car,  no towns for miles.
1/24/2016 12:20:46 AM EDT
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Paradoxical undressing?  He could have been suffering from hypothermia.





I'd have given the local cops a heads-up.



 
1/24/2016 12:24:10 AM EDT
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Last night I swallowed a whole box of birth control pills and drank a pint of gasoline. For a couple hours, I thought I was Patrick Swayze.

So it's possible.
1/24/2016 12:58:34 AM EDT
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Your father in law cheated Darwin out of a score.
1/24/2016 1:00:36 AM EDT
[#12]
 There's such a thing as bad meth?
1/24/2016 1:00:44 AM EDT
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My vote. Gold spray paint. Ho. Lee. Fuck. Seen some waking dead looking people on that shit. They usually spray it on their shirt, so that may explain that.
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My vote. Gold spray paint. Ho. Lee. Fuck. Seen some waking dead looking people on that shit. They usually spray it on their shirt, so that may explain that.


Shirts and socks. They spray the paint in them and then wrap bring it up to there nose/face, sort of an improvised mask, with all the nasty stuff on the inside for the incoming air to pass though and carry into the lungs. The people that do this get high as hell, and have short life spans. There brain gets quickly fried from this shit and they become completely unable to positively contribute to society in any meaningful way. At that point, yea they are pretty much walking incoherent living dead.
1/24/2016 1:02:58 AM EDT
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Oklahoma?

R-OH, Meth or Huffing.

the usual suspects.
1/24/2016 1:07:14 AM EDT
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he was high on something
1/24/2016 1:11:33 AM EDT
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Whatever is wrong with him won't be a problem for much longer.  He'll either get froggered, or wander off into the woods and freeze to death.

1/24/2016 1:11:40 AM EDT
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1/24/2016 1:17:50 AM EDT
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Flakkety Flakka Flakking.

1/24/2016 1:21:34 AM EDT
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Yeah, the tweakers around here hate that shake & bake meth, they say it isn't good.








I'm not kidding, they really hate that shit.
1/24/2016 1:37:05 AM EDT
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He's got a bad case of OKLAHOMA.  

It's chronic.
1/24/2016 1:45:20 AM EDT
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OKLAHOMA? ...Guaranteed  to be meth.






No judging here...I'm from Aransas
1/24/2016 1:48:54 AM EDT
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This is why my shit has a brush guard.

1/24/2016 1:54:52 AM EDT
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Brakes
1/24/2016 1:55:58 AM EDT
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We have meth heads. At least we don't elect them...

Nebraska senator compares police to ISIS, says he’d shoot a cop.
1/24/2016 2:04:17 AM EDT
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Last night I swallowed a whole box of birth control pills and drank a pint of gasoline. For a couple hours, I thought I was Patrick Swayze.



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No Shit!




That makes two of us...
1/24/2016 2:07:42 AM EDT
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Had a guy swing a small shovel at my car as I was driving by today. Not sure what was going on. Looked like they may have been trying to get a car out of a icy inclined driveway by trying to gas it up onto the road. It was strange. Full moon I guess.

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1/24/2016 2:46:05 AM EDT
[#27]
Well?

Are your in-laws still sitting in the road on the phone trying to solve this mystery? Or did they take Mr. Meth home with them?
1/24/2016 2:55:21 AM EDT
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1/24/2016 3:01:36 AM EDT
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My vote. Gold spray paint. Ho. Lee. Fuck. Seen some waking dead looking people on that shit. They usually spray it on their shirt, so that may explain that.
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Gold spray paint?  This is really a thing??
1/24/2016 3:03:21 AM EDT
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My in-laws were just on their way home which is  in the middle of no where.  My father in law came around a curve and had to slam on the breaks to prevent from hitting a shirtless guy walking down the road in the pitch black.  Its about 30 degrees out so this guy must of really been out of his mind.  To make things more exciting the guy blocks the road where they can't gets by and lifts up his hand a like it is a pistol and is pretending to shoot at them.  

What does the hive think is wrong with the guy?  Too much to drink?  Bath Salts?  Bad Meth?
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According to a former LE guy who explained the "Naked Guy On The Interstate" call some cops at the next table left to answer, people on Meth benders start getting dehydrated and when they are in a shitty old car when the body tempature goes apeshit they stop get out of the vehicle and start shedding clothes. Similar to the Computer Magazine Guy who was snowed in on a back country road, in his case hypothermia set in and his body tempature went haywire and he started wandering around shedding clothes while in snow up to his knees.

1/24/2016 3:08:41 AM EDT
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1/24/2016 10:43:08 AM EDT
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We have meth heads. At least we don't elect them...

Nebraska senator compares police to ISIS, says he’d shoot a cop.
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He's got a bad case of OKLAHOMA.  

It's chronic.


We have meth heads. At least we don't elect them...

Nebraska senator compares police to ISIS, says he’d shoot a cop.

Why are you so racist?