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1/8/2016 7:06:26 PM EDT
I will just leave this here -

The Taco Cleanse is sweeping the nation, and even attracting the attention of A-list celebrities.

Jennifer Aniston, who has never been shy about her passion for Mexican food, was thrilled to learn that the tortilla-based diet plan exists. When The Taco Cleanse came up during an interview with Yahoo Food, the 46-year-old actress said 'What?!' and immediately Googled the plan.  

'I’m riveted [by the Taco Cleanse],' she said of the 30-day plan created by four 'taco scientists' in Austin, Texas. 'I can see that being something.'


The Taco Pictures at the Daily Mail
1/8/2016 7:11:24 PM EDT
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No mention of the Taco Bell Cleanse? It's fairly effective.
1/8/2016 7:12:03 PM EDT
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"The vegan cookbook..."

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1/8/2016 7:12:26 PM EDT
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Especially after a dozen or so beers.
1/8/2016 7:12:37 PM EDT
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I'm not sure if "cleanse" is the correct word for that...
1/8/2016 7:21:24 PM EDT
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Yeah, let's just cut to the chase:  the fire sauce cleanse is what it should be called
1/8/2016 7:22:21 PM EDT
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chipotlaway
1/8/2016 7:22:52 PM EDT
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I clicked here expecting something else entirely

Cheers!
-JC
1/8/2016 7:24:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Well, nobody likes a dirty taco.

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1/8/2016 7:24:51 PM EDT
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And that friends just about sums it all up.
1/8/2016 7:25:33 PM EDT
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I would cleanse her taco then eat that motherfucker like a starving Ethiopian high on bathsalts...

TWICE.
1/8/2016 7:26:43 PM EDT
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Eating tortillas sure works for weight control for all he Hispanic chicks.
1/8/2016 7:27:39 PM EDT
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I wouldn't mind dining on Jennifer Aniston's taco.
1/8/2016 7:28:29 PM EDT
[#13]
Nevermind, wrong kind of taco
1/8/2016 7:33:53 PM EDT
[#14]
You mean Taco bell runs?
1/8/2016 7:38:10 PM EDT
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Summer's Eve thread.
1/9/2016 2:14:51 AM EDT
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Maybe "purge" would be more apropos?
1/9/2016 2:18:42 AM EDT
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I must be drunk, this is the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.

To me a "taco cleanse" was a bath or douche.
1/9/2016 2:21:58 AM EDT
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yup, buzzed again!

Double tap.
1/9/2016 2:23:04 AM EDT
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isn't that called Summer's Eve?
1/9/2016 2:52:44 AM EDT
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I know I'm in after a few dozen who've pointed out the FAIL inherent in vegan tacos, but I'd just like to point out that vegan food fails and is bad and wrong.

Tacos are not tacos unless barbacoa, carne asada, carnitas, lengua, or cabeza are present.

I shouldn't have to tell people these things.
1/9/2016 2:54:14 AM EDT
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1/9/2016 3:22:33 AM EDT
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1/9/2016 3:29:18 AM EDT
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Mex-Lax.
1/9/2016 3:42:38 AM EDT
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The Taco Cleanse Diet?

Fuck that, I'm not drinking vinegar and water for 30 days straight.
1/9/2016 4:50:17 AM EDT
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Or egg, if you want to also include the breakfast varieties.

Bean & cheese would be the only "vegetarian" exception that comes to mind - and that's a stretch, since any flour tortilla worth eating is made with lard.
1/9/2016 5:24:47 AM EDT
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Indeed. It is what has happened to me pretty much anytime I have tried to eat Taco Hell
1/9/2016 5:25:46 AM EDT
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Indeed. It is what has happened to me pretty much anytime I have tried to eat Taco Hell
Some weak stomachs around this place .

 
1/9/2016 5:29:03 AM EDT
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I actually like the taste of it tbh.. just not the after affects lol.. I cannot eat hardly any fast food though. They all pretty much literally make me sick. Too much grease. My body is really sensitive to too much grease
1/9/2016 9:13:10 AM EDT
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I'd clean Jen's dirty little taco with my tongue daily if given the opportunity.