Posted: 4/18/2003 8:03:24 PM EDT
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If you could snap your fingers and instantly change overnight the official language of the U.S.A, would you keep English or choose another language? which and why? |
| It’s my understanding that English is the newest and the most versatile of all the languages yet. For the most part you can butcher your way through it and still get someone who has a PhD in it to understand what you are saying. Try that with any other language. |
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Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Attndnt : Can I get you something? Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly. Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand. Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang. Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive. Attndnt : Ohhhh, good. Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine. Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide. Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap. Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow. |