[ARCHIVED THREAD] - OP failed today (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/31/2015 1:03:09 PM EDT
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So I went to the local grocery store to get some supplies for a party I am going to tonight. On my way to my car, there was a group of mentally handicapped adults and their two "handlers". One of them went full tropic thunder and the two people handling them were doing their best to refocus him. As soon as the others realized what was going on, they all scattered. I assume a parking lot full of cars is very exciting to people whom live in a home. Anyways I decided the right thing to do was try and help get these people back to their staff because I'm sure one of them would get hit by a car.
So I tapped one of "them" on the shoulder, and told her that she needed to get back to her group. This middle aged porker in sweat pants and unkept hair whips around hand raised and says "I ain't no fucking retard". I hung my head and proceeded to my car. Today OP fails |
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Somethings are better left unsaid 
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This is very relevant to the conversation. |
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So I went to the local grocery store to get some supplies for a party I am going to tonight. On my way to my car, there was a group of mentally handicapped adults and their two "handlers". One of them went full tropic thunder and the two people handling them were doing their best to refocus him. As soon as the others realized what was going on, they all scattered. I assume a parking lot full of cars is very exciting to people whom live in a home. Anyways I decided the right thing to do was try and help get these people back to their staff because I'm sure one of them would get hit by a car. So I tapped one of "them" on the shoulder, and told her that she needed to get back to her group. This middle aged porker in sweat pants and unkept hair whips around hand raised and says "I ain't no fucking retard". I hung my head and proceeded to my car. Today OP fails lulz |
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lmao! We had a couple of disabled folks go at it in line at the airport one time. Holy shit! It was like two dogs fighting! I wasn't gettin in the middle of that. The one who went full tropic thunder scared the shit out of me. I have never seen anything like it. |
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Last month I was at a gun show looking at some holsters, when I stepped back and bumped into someone. He was about the size of one of my sons when they were 11 or 12, so I excused myself by saying, " Sorry, Little Guy, I didn't see you."
Then I saw the mustache and goatee, as well as the VERY pissed-off look he gave me... He wasn't a dwarf(Little Person), just a small fully grown man, so I just smiled and said, "Sorry, dude". |
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Quoted: You realize that is almost the same thing right Quoted: Quoted: I feel better about how everyone in a large store asks me for help, thinking I work there. I'd rather be mistaken for a retail worker than a tard.  You realize that is almost the same thing right Realized that right as I hit "submit."  I'm going to go sniff markers to make myself feel gooder. |
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Realized that right as I hit "submit."
I'm going to go sniff markers to make myself feel gooder. Quoted:
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I feel better about how everyone in a large store asks me for help, thinking I work there. I'd rather be mistaken for a retail worker than a tard.
You realize that is almost the same thing right
Realized that right as I hit "submit."
I'm going to go sniff markers to make myself feel gooder. Try the Elmers glue, it's delicious. |
