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12/15/2015 6:05:32 PM EDT
Just wanted to say that some of you guys really need Jesus !!

And this is coming from a guy who's not really religious at all!

My wife asks me almost every day why am I laughing my ass off I just smile and tell her it's the guys on arfcomm  at it again !

Oh well great minds think alike especially those of us with morbid senses of humor

Carry-on gentleman
12/15/2015 6:05:57 PM EDT
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csb
12/15/2015 6:06:31 PM EDT
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provide links please
12/15/2015 6:06:56 PM EDT
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12/15/2015 6:06:57 PM EDT
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My first CSB !!!

Thanks brah !!!
12/15/2015 6:07:23 PM EDT
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Pics of wife?
12/15/2015 6:07:38 PM EDT
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You mean my own personal Jesus?

Some one to be there, some one who cares?
12/15/2015 6:07:53 PM EDT
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Nope. That bastard stole the hubcaps off my car.
12/15/2015 6:08:22 PM EDT
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If I did that I'd be posting links all night but the last one about the guy farting in the elevator had me laughing pretty good
12/15/2015 6:08:23 PM EDT
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We need to become Jesus
12/15/2015 6:08:28 PM EDT
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I think heavy doses of medication would be more appropriate
12/15/2015 6:08:36 PM EDT
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No way he was a Joo
12/15/2015 6:09:03 PM EDT
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I have grass allergies so it a no go for me on lawn care..
12/15/2015 6:09:08 PM EDT
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I award you 7 internet points for referencing The Man In Black.  
12/15/2015 6:09:43 PM EDT
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From the master.

12/15/2015 6:09:53 PM EDT
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no thanks, im not into the gay mexican scene
12/15/2015 6:10:04 PM EDT
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Fucker I just woke my son up from h is nap with that one

12/15/2015 6:10:15 PM EDT
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I think He got His account locked...
12/15/2015 6:11:16 PM EDT
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For 3 days?
12/15/2015 6:12:29 PM EDT
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He doesn't need an account.

He has many Ambassadors here.

12/15/2015 6:12:41 PM EDT
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Oh doctor doctor he won't take his medicine
12/15/2015 6:12:53 PM EDT
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For 3 days?
Well played

 
12/15/2015 6:13:37 PM EDT
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Pics of wife or it didn't happen.
12/15/2015 6:14:49 PM EDT
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I think He got His account locked...

He doesn't need an account.
He has many Ambassadors here.
He does? A couple, certainly. Many? Depends whether one is called to be an angry grump on the internet (not that angry grumpiness doesn't extend across religious lines here lol)


 





edit "couple" is unduly harsh. , if I was going to pick a religion based solely on what people post here I'd probably either go to church with Old Painless or the Mormon guy (Shane?).  ETH preaching might almost have gotten me out of bed on a Sunday morning, at least once


 
12/15/2015 6:14:50 PM EDT
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You guys locked Jesus account ?

Wait the man upstairs has an account on arfcomm
12/15/2015 6:15:55 PM EDT
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Lol I love GD. This always makes me chuckle

 
12/15/2015 6:16:12 PM EDT
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Check team in botd

I started a thread about Armenian girls .
12/15/2015 6:26:41 PM EDT
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Actually, all of us do.
12/15/2015 6:27:37 PM EDT
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12/15/2015 6:28:26 PM EDT
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Damn right...Jesus cleans the shit outta my truck, it needs it bad. Maybe I can get him to cut me a break on paint sealer for the wifes car.
12/15/2015 6:28:41 PM EDT
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12/15/2015 6:33:12 PM EDT
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Take this as you will:  Matt 10:33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

We need Him while we still yet breathe but even more when we enter eternity.

Where will YOU spend eternity?  

Whether you mock God or love God is entirely each and everyones personal decision to make.

I judge no one here or anywhere else for that matter as all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God including me. I do care enough for my fellow man to say the above.
Do what you will with this: ignore it, or seek out the gift of eternal life.
Think about it and


Choose wisely



12/15/2015 6:33:59 PM EDT
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Subnet

You are without a doubt the coolest motherfucker on arfcomm !!!

I would love to have a beer or three with you brah !


(No homo )
12/15/2015 6:34:31 PM EDT
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Take this as you will:  Matt 10:33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

We need Him while we still yet breathe but even more when we enter eternity.

Where will YOU spend eternity?  

Whether you mock God or love God is entirely each and everyones personal decision to make.

I judge no one here or anywhere else for that matter as all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God including me. I do care enough for my fellow man to say the above.
Do what you will with this: ignore it, or seek out the gift of eternal life.
Think about it and


Choose wisely



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So..."Jesus take the wheel", then?
12/15/2015 6:35:05 PM EDT
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I would love to have a beer or three with you brah !


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Slow down there, Chief. WowPro is a lot cooler than me.
12/15/2015 6:35:05 PM EDT
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12/15/2015 6:35:29 PM EDT
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If Jesus is a no-show, we can always call up Aimless.
12/15/2015 6:36:24 PM EDT
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Is my lawn getting too long or something?
12/15/2015 6:36:30 PM EDT
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Take this as you will:  Matt 10:33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

We need Him while we still yet breathe but even more when we enter eternity.

Where will YOU spend eternity?  

Whether you mock God or love God is entirely each and everyones personal decision to make.

I judge no one here or anywhere else for that matter as all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God including me. I do care enough for my fellow man to say the above.
Do what you will with this: ignore it, or seek out the gift of eternal life.
Think about it and


Choose wisely



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Serious post in non serious thread is very serious !!#
12/15/2015 6:36:39 PM EDT
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Ta-Dah!

 
12/15/2015 6:37:38 PM EDT
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He Is Risen!
12/15/2015 6:37:55 PM EDT
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I figured I'd see a picture of an overgrown lawn.
12/15/2015 6:38:23 PM EDT
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Take this as you will:  Matt 10:33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

We need Him while we still yet breathe but even more when we enter eternity.

Where will YOU spend eternity?  

Whether you mock God or love God is entirely each and everyones personal decision to make.

I judge no one here or anywhere else for that matter as all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God including me. I do care enough for my fellow man to say the above.
Do what you will with this: ignore it, or seek out the gift of eternal life.
Think about it and


Choose wisely




So..."Jesus take the wheel", then?



Subnet .

LMMFAO

YOU ROCK DUDE !!
12/15/2015 6:40:19 PM EDT
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I award you 7 internet points for referencing The Man In Black.  


You know that's not a Johnny Cash song, right?
12/15/2015 6:40:40 PM EDT
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Are you saying if jesus won't mow your lawn aimless will ?

Dude, seriously I don't know how a penguin Would handle the Texas heat he might meltaway dude !!
12/15/2015 6:41:16 PM EDT
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No, I think my lawn is in good shape until spring.

I might give him a call then though... if Roberto or Jaime go up on their rates.

12/15/2015 6:44:06 PM EDT
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No, I think my lawn is in good shape until spring.

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Ahhh shit
12/15/2015 6:44:30 PM EDT
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He Is Risen!





12/15/2015 6:44:45 PM EDT
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mow my lawn?
12/15/2015 6:45:43 PM EDT
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Just downloaded that,thanks man!
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