Wait guys, this warrant says 250 North Pole Ave. We raided 248 North pole.
Rudolph wasn't a dog! Why you have to go and do that, officer?
Posted: 12/12/2015 2:26:40 PM EDT
[#2]
A suspect in the recent rash of burglaries was apprehended this morning, film at eleven.
Posted: 12/12/2015 2:46:26 PM EDT
[#3]
Santa's chimney is going to have someone coming down it this year.
Posted: 12/12/2015 2:47:11 PM EDT
[#4]
"He wanted me to do it!"
Posted: 12/12/2015 2:50:12 PM EDT
[#5]
He just wanted milk and cookies.
Posted: 12/12/2015 2:50:39 PM EDT
[#6]
"Stop re-gifting!!!"
Posted: 12/12/2015 2:52:13 PM EDT
[#7]
I swear officer, Her Husband told me it was OK to drink Her milk and eat Her cookies.
Posted: 12/12/2015 3:06:16 PM EDT
[#8]
Officers, It's not breaking and entering, I'm just dropping the gifts off to the kids!
Posted: 12/12/2015 3:06:53 PM EDT
[#9]
Bad Santa!
Posted: 12/12/2015 3:08:01 PM EDT
[#10]
Iam setting in his lap pendejo's.
Posted: 12/12/2015 3:08:22 PM EDT
[#11]
Chile today, hot tamale.
Posted: 12/12/2015 3:11:34 PM EDT
[#12]
I told you I didn't want anymore fucking neckties!
Posted: 12/12/2015 3:16:33 PM EDT
[#13]
Santa ain't coming to town, Santa ain't coming to town...
Posted: 12/12/2015 3:46:41 PM EDT
[#14]
I can't breathe.
Posted: 12/12/2015 4:28:05 PM EDT
[#15]
Apparently bypassing checkpoints with packages is frowned upon south of the border.
Posted: 12/12/2015 4:36:24 PM EDT
[#16]
"Lets throw him under the bus"
Posted: 12/12/2015 4:37:49 PM EDT
[#17]
Time to go Santa. You're drunk.
Posted: 12/12/2015 4:40:12 PM EDT
[#18]
Pick up those cookies and milk, citizen.
Posted: 12/12/2015 4:42:27 PM EDT
[#19]
Honestly officer, that MRAP just came out of nowhere and hit us...
Posted: 12/12/2015 4:43:00 PM EDT
[#20]
Santa Claus, on the run for years for tax evasion and animal rights violations, was apprehended while on a pre-gift giving vacation by local authorities in Santiago.
Posted: 12/12/2015 4:55:18 PM EDT
[#21]
"Trading Places 2: Winthorps Revenge on the Duke Brothers".
Posted: 12/12/2015 5:01:06 PM EDT
[#22]
I take back what I said about our Sainted President
I did not get an erection when that girl was on my lap
Rudolph is not a goat and I certainly did not do what you have accused me of
Posted: 12/12/2015 5:03:48 PM EDT
[#23]
I know four guys who are getting coal this year.
Posted: 12/12/2015 6:04:16 PM EDT
[#24]
I told you, I wanted an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
