Posted: 12/4/2015 11:41:42 PM EDT
I saw this the other day in a very narrow parking lot and the super duty was sticking half way out into the aisle. Had to back up to get out. I just got a laugh at the sign right in front of him!
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I have thought about doing that. eta: the corral is usually empty since the lazy fuckers just leave their shopping carts in the empty parking spaces. |
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lol, i seen some old fuck do that at home depot and he was wondering why he couldn't open his door. |
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Not much of a difference between that and slashing tires. Asshole meet asshole. Quoted:
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The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. Not much of a difference between that and slashing tires. Asshole meet asshole. Bad karma, man. |
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Quoted: Bad karma, man. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. Not much of a difference between that and slashing tires. Asshole meet asshole. Bad karma, man. |
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I've thought it would be fun to find a few folks with very small cars to park within the marked spaces around a "dude" who had chosen to park his "special ride" across a number of parking stalls. This would effectively block such "entitled" individual in. Who is to prove who parked which space first?. Who is parked within the marked boundaries?
The bad parker could be left stranded for minutes or even hours. |
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The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. lol, NH veteran here..been a while since I slipped on a valve stem below freezing
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I saw this the other day in a very narrow parking lot and the super duty was sticking half way out into the aisle. Had to back up to get out. I just got a laugh at the sign right in front of him! <a href="http://s68.photobucket.com/user/SkagSig40/media/ford2_zpsvoxkrd82.png.html" target="_blank">http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i24/SkagSig40/ford2_zpsvoxkrd82.png</a> If it doesn't fit you must acquit!! 
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I've thought it would be fun to find a few folks with very small cars to park within the marked spaces around a "dude" who had chosen to park his "special ride" across a number of parking stalls. This would effectively block such "entitled" individual in. Who is to prove who parked which space first?. Who is parked within the marked boundaries? The bad parker could be left stranded for minutes or even hours. Some shit bag in a Mercedes parked diagonal across a couple spots today and for the first time in my life I deduced a purpose for a Smart 4 Two, could've easily nosed right up to the door and been out of everyone else's way. Couple weeks ago, vacant lot, three vehicles in 30+ spaces, some yahoo literally parks under my passenger mirror, less than six inches vehicle to vehicle, I actually thought maybe they'd hit me somehow, and left the vehicle there to go find me, nope, just couldn't be bothered to pull through or back-up, easier to climb out the passenger side I guess. I do not understand people. |
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The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. Yeah damage/destroy somebody's property because of ypour feels. I hate assholes who don't give a fuck when parking as much as anybody but you need to cowboy the fuck up if it hurts your feels that bad. You're worse than they are. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Not much of a difference between that and slashing tires. Asshole meet asshole. Quoted:
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The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. Not much of a difference between that and slashing tires. Asshole meet asshole. Huge difference; a valve stem is easy to replace while a slashed tire is trashed- not that I'm saying either is right. A non-destructive version would be to simply carry a valve stem tool. |
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Quoted: The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. I used to let the air out of asshole parking peoples' tires, but I never did any actual damage. If you damage somebody's car over a bad job of parking, you are a vastly bigger asshole than they are, IMHO.  |
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One of my buddies used to do this with his baja bug. |
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Huge difference; a valve stem is easy to replace while a slashed tire is trashed- not that I'm saying either is right. A non-destructive version would be to simply carry a valve stem tool. Quoted:
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The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. Not much of a difference between that and slashing tires. Asshole meet asshole. Huge difference; a valve stem is easy to replace while a slashed tire is trashed- not that I'm saying either is right. A non-destructive version would be to simply carry a valve stem tool. Or find a very small rock that will fit inside the valve stem cap and then screw it back on the tire stem |
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Wal mart,what a surprise.... |
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The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. The nice thing about winter is sometimes asshole criminals, accidentally slip on the ice while committing crimes and break their neck. |
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Quoted: Or find a very small rock that will fit inside the valve stem cap and then screw it back on the tire stem Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. Not much of a difference between that and slashing tires. Asshole meet asshole. Huge difference; a valve stem is easy to replace while a slashed tire is trashed- not that I'm saying either is right. A non-destructive version would be to simply carry a valve stem tool. Or find a very small rock that will fit inside the valve stem cap and then screw it back on the tire stem Or just pull the core and tape it to the windshield. |
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Or just pull the core and tape it to the windshield. Quoted:
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The nice thing about asshole parking jobs in the winter is that all you have to do is accidentally step on their valve stems, if it's cold enough. The stems pop off neatly. Not much of a difference between that and slashing tires. Asshole meet asshole. Huge difference; a valve stem is easy to replace while a slashed tire is trashed- not that I'm saying either is right. A non-destructive version would be to simply carry a valve stem tool. Or find a very small rock that will fit inside the valve stem cap and then screw it back on the tire stem Or just pull the core and tape it to the windshield. How many assholes on here are going to talk about ways to vandalize others private property? |
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I don't think I've ever seen a compact car spot around my area. ALL the spots in my area seem to be compact car these days. Need the room for handicapped, expectant mother, "green" parking spots, trees and handicapped pathways. I have no idea how the brodozer guys deal with this crap. My "small" tacoma barely fits in a lot of parking spots. |