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12/2/2015 2:55:44 PM EDT
12/2/2015 3:03:11 PM EDT
[#1]
He was a funny MFer.


My wife made me toast and it had bones in it.
12/2/2015 3:10:15 PM EDT
[#2]


They broke the mold when they made him.
12/2/2015 3:12:00 PM EDT
[#3]
LOL that was hilarious. You know a lot of old comedy comes off as very corny and just not funny. His comedy really stands up to the years, in my opinion. I looked up that movie he was plugging, this interview was from 1983. [EDIT: Oh I missed that the year was right in the title of the video]
12/2/2015 3:35:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Absolutely hilarious.
12/2/2015 3:39:11 PM EDT
[#5]
I took my wife to bed. After 20 minutes, nothing happened. She looked at me and said, "Whatsa matter? You can't think of somebody else either?"  
12/2/2015 3:40:31 PM EDT
[#6]
I LOL'ed..
12/2/2015 3:45:18 PM EDT
[#7]
I called my wife, I said, 'I'll be right over and I'm going to make mad passionate love to you!'.
She said; 'I'm ready!!'

             'Who is this?'




And I don't get no respect.

My wife said 'Take out the garbage.'

I said 'I already did.'

She said 'So go watch it.'
12/2/2015 4:03:08 PM EDT
[#8]
I saw him in concert in like 1982 during his "No Respect" tour at the . I was 16 and had to buy the old man a ticket just so I could go. Totally worth it.
12/2/2015 4:04:05 PM EDT
[#9]
He was an icon.
12/2/2015 4:07:01 PM EDT
[#10]
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
12/2/2015 4:11:56 PM EDT
[#11]
I miss him
Funny Guy
12/2/2015 4:20:41 PM EDT
[#12]
what was that one in Cady shack

I bet you were really something before electricity
12/2/2015 4:23:17 PM EDT
[#13]
I know my wife is cheating on me...when I come home, the parrot says 'quick, out the window!!'
12/2/2015 4:31:21 PM EDT
[#14]
I went to the Laugh Factory in Hollywood CA many years ago.  I was almost to the front of the line to get in when someone pushed me out of the way and walked past me.  It was Rodney Dangerfield, wearing a pair of old guy coveralls.  He wasn't performing but was there to watch/listen.  The MC called him up to stage for a round of applause.  He pulled out a list of jokes out of his pocket and gave an impromptu show.

30 seconds later I'm crying with laughter and he put the other comedians to shame.
12/2/2015 4:33:30 PM EDT
[#15]
12/2/2015 4:36:01 PM EDT
[#16]
funny as hell!
12/2/2015 4:40:00 PM EDT
[#17]
LMAO.
12/2/2015 4:44:46 PM EDT
[#18]
12/2/2015 4:48:49 PM EDT
[#19]
What an incredibly funny man he was...
12/2/2015 5:00:03 PM EDT
[#20]
He was one funny guy.  I always liked him.
12/2/2015 5:07:51 PM EDT
[#21]
He, Bob Newhart and Don Rickles have always been my favorites.
12/2/2015 5:09:56 PM EDT
[#22]
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what was that one in Cady shack

I bet you were really something before electricity
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"He called me a baboon....he thinks I'm his wife."