Posted: 12/2/2015 12:04:52 AM EDT
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Wife made me go to a Dr to get a checkup as I have a job at a hospital and am supposed to get a yearly free preventative checkup.
My BP was 160/100 so they charged me $150 bux. Fuck this, I'll wait till my kidneys are shot and I have to go on dialysis and shit all over everyone all day every day 
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Did they play with your butthole? For some reason, my Doctor loves sticking his fingers all up in there. 
AND the fucker NEVER warns me. Its always the same: "Hey why don't you just lay on your side a little". Fucker doesn't even warm up the tube of lube, that crap is freezing cold. Oh, AND he never really shuts the examining room door; he just kinda' leaves it a little open to add to my misery. I don't think I'm gonna go back. Every time he does this, I spend then next three days rocking back and forth in the dark. THE HORROR............THE HORROR
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Did they play with your butthole? For some reason, my Doctor loves sticking his fingers all up in there.
AND the fucker NEVER warns me. Its always the same: "Hey why don't you just lay on your side a little". Fucker doesn't even warm up the tube of lube, that crap is freezing cold. Oh, AND he never really shuts the examining room door; he just kinda' leaves it a little open to add to my misery. I don't think I'm gonna go back. Every time he does this, I spend then next three days rocking back and forth in the dark. THE HORROR............THE HORRORRight, his "fingers". 
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Quoted:
Did they play with your butthole? For some reason, my Doctor loves sticking his fingers all up in there.
AND the fucker NEVER warns me. Its always the same: "Hey why don't you just lay on your side a little". Fucker doesn't even warm up the tube of lube, that crap is freezing cold. Oh, AND he never really shuts the examining room door; he just kinda' leaves it a little open to add to my misery. I don't think I'm gonna go back. Every time he does this, I spend then next three days rocking back and forth in the dark. THE HORROR............THE HORROR1. Are you sure it's his fingers? 2. Do they play "The Script?" You know, the one where the cutest girl in the office barges in as soon as the doc is 3-knuckles-deep? |