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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 4/25/2001 5:06:11 PM EDT
PA`s rakin` the lawn, ma`s diggin` in the flower bed...pa looks over, thinks to himself.....my GAWD i been married too long....that butts gettin` WIDE....i bet it`s as wide as that gas grill over there.......pa drops his rake, goes to the shed for his tape, walks over to the grill and tapes it.....sneaks up behind ma, and bein` the idiot he is, says "yep, i knew it!"....ma stands up and says "what the hell you doin` now?" pa answers "ma, i hate to tell you this, your butt`s as wide as that there gas grill"....ma shruggs it off and goes in the house...couple days later, bedtime and pa`s feelin` a bit randy, snuggles up to ma and starts warmin` up on her......ma says "forget it pal!"..pa says "what? why? what`s wrong?"...ma says.."you think i`m going through the trouble of firin` up this big ol` gas grill for one little weenie?"..............[spank]
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 5:10:37 PM EDT
I love it when people post their personal experiences.
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 5:33:44 PM EDT
Yup...Yup....hav`nt had any since!....Hey...at least i admitted to being an idiot!.....[smash]
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