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11/4/2015 11:07:57 AM EDT
One of my gold fish died last night, don't know what happened, I came home to feed them and there he was ..... just floating....  my membership is about to expire and I wish I could renew it and upgrade it but I have to pay for the funeral he deserved , I feel so cold, oh so lonely I wish I had the new COD edition PS4 call of duty so I can play online this weekend , I'm having the worst day of my life. I need to be strong for my family but it's so hard......
11/4/2015 11:08:34 AM EDT
[#1]
Log out and then log back in.

And then log out.
11/4/2015 11:09:08 AM EDT
[#2]
Let me be the first to buy you a membership.
11/4/2015 11:09:20 AM EDT
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Log out and then log back in.

And then log out.
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This!
11/4/2015 11:09:47 AM EDT
[#4]
Parody thread?
11/4/2015 11:11:28 AM EDT
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Parody thread?
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Um...yeah, I would say so.  Or we have a blossoming DU member in our midst.  Oh, teh feels.


TC
11/4/2015 11:12:32 AM EDT
[#6]
I've heard goldfish can be good on a Ritz.
11/4/2015 11:12:34 AM EDT
[#7]
LOL
11/4/2015 11:17:10 AM EDT
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One of my gold fish died last night, don't know what happened, I came home to feed them and there he was ..... just floating....  my membership is about to expire and I wish I could renew it and upgrade it but I have to pay for the funeral he deserved , I feel so cold, oh so lonely I wish I had the new COD edition PS4 call of duty so I can play online this weekend , I'm having the worst day of my life. I need to be strong for my family but it's so hard......
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Take dead goldfish drop into toilet - say a prayer - flush toilet .

Cheap respectful funeral for said fish
11/4/2015 11:20:58 AM EDT
[#9]
Flogging Molly - The Worst Day Since Yesterday
11/4/2015 11:27:41 AM EDT
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Proof of death required on a pc of paper with date and name

trolls and spam for breakfast
11/4/2015 11:31:41 AM EDT
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11/4/2015 11:36:03 AM EDT
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11/4/2015 11:49:08 AM EDT
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11/4/2015 11:50:31 AM EDT
[#14]
Dupe, the parody thread was already done and locked.

A week or so ago.

11/4/2015 11:52:12 AM EDT
[#15]
I'm having flashbacks of Motherfucker the turtle.....
11/4/2015 11:55:03 AM EDT
[#16]
I'll send you a scratch off ticket that the (rather large) cashier rubbed over her tits...

Still haven't had the balls to scratch it off...and it sounds like you could use some REALLY big luck
11/4/2015 12:15:29 PM EDT
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Lol, that was funny.
11/4/2015 12:17:00 PM EDT
[#18]
Op, I got your bro pain in the feelz.

Just today I mistakenly walked in and peed in the ladies room bathroom at a fast food joint.  But I was nice and lifted the lid.  All I got was a laugh. And weird stare from others when I came out.  

I need a beer and some firewood to split.
11/4/2015 12:30:24 PM EDT
[#19]
Make sure to pee in the toilet before you flush, this way you can give the fish a proper funeral, conserve water, and assert your dominance, all at the same time.
11/4/2015 12:32:52 PM EDT
[#20]
Goldfishpocalypse