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10/31/2015 12:30:48 PM EDT
Probably a dupe, let the flogging begin.
http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/10/28/despite-aggressive-deer-takeover-residents-ashland-oregon-are-reluctant-kill
10/31/2015 12:35:53 PM EDT
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30-06
10/31/2015 12:39:47 PM EDT
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Need to start passing out deer condoms.
10/31/2015 12:41:56 PM EDT
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The majority of residents are reluctant to kill, instead offering up alternative methods such as relocating the deer or even giving them contraceptives.
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You can't fix stupid.
10/31/2015 12:42:10 PM EDT
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I do my part around here
10/31/2015 12:44:03 PM EDT
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You can't fix stupid.

They tried that here; didn't work
10/31/2015 12:44:49 PM EDT
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Filthy hippies. We have a mule deer infestation in town and every year about 300 get live trapped and a bolt gun to the head before heading to the processor.
10/31/2015 12:46:06 PM EDT
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You can't fix stupid.


It's cool.  Just let them overpopulate and die slowly of disease and starvation.  It is much more ethical than killing them with an icky gun.
10/31/2015 12:47:24 PM EDT
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Even Fucktards in CT figured out that doe tags work.
10/31/2015 12:49:36 PM EDT
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We got some zones in NJ with unlimited doe bag limits until February
10/31/2015 12:50:57 PM EDT
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Is the local government run by body shop owners?
10/31/2015 12:57:21 PM EDT
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Before I even clicked to open the thread, I knew it was going to be about deer in Medford or Ashland. There are enough deer running around that even the bleeding heart hippies that live there see them as vermin and joke about running them over with their subarus.
10/31/2015 12:58:32 PM EDT
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Are you talking about the filthy hippies or the deer?

10/31/2015 1:00:44 PM EDT
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Please tell me that is satire.
10/31/2015 1:00:52 PM EDT
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10/31/2015 1:06:39 PM EDT
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Oh the folly of the liberal mindset...
10/31/2015 1:13:01 PM EDT
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Stupid should hurt.
10/31/2015 1:15:54 PM EDT
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for some reason, around kentucky we dont have " aggressive deer"..... huh




i say its the perfect time to show up in a truck with " bobs humane deer relocating service" on the side of the truck.

catch deer live in pens using bait....or shoot them with a tranq gun..... and charge the town / hoa $5000.00 per deer relocated...... then just drop them off 10 miles down the road..   you could get rich, by the time they realize its fucking stupid and expensive to pay to relocate deer.

best money would be to get some guy to high fence his farm, and charge big money for people to hunt it... and you drop the deer off inside late at night.... make money on both ends.
10/31/2015 1:22:12 PM EDT
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Only in the first world would your town be overrun with food and people are helpless to find a solution.
10/31/2015 1:25:38 PM EDT
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Well...about due for a hard winter.  That'll take care of it.
10/31/2015 1:29:41 PM EDT
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I have seen liberals cry about the hunger problem right here in the good old United States. I'm now seeing liberals complain about how to deal with deer overpopulation.

There's a solution here somewhere....I just can't put my finger on it.  Oh! Wait! I know! Liberals are fucking retarded!
10/31/2015 1:30:58 PM EDT
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Yummy.
10/31/2015 1:30:59 PM EDT
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Crossbow.
10/31/2015 1:38:52 PM EDT
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Given Ashland's relatively mild climate, the deer will probably do just fine hanging out in town.
10/31/2015 1:43:03 PM EDT
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It's cool.  Just let them overpopulate and die slowly of disease and starvation.  It is much more ethical than killing them with an icky gun.
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It's cool.  Just let them overpopulate and die slowly of disease and starvation.  It is much more ethical than killing them with an icky gun.


Or better yet, have that increase in deer number effect the population of actual predators in the area.

When the topless hippies cat family gets dragged off during the day by yotes, sure as fuck she'll be ready to kill some deer...
10/31/2015 1:44:04 PM EDT
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The town needs more kumbaya.
10/31/2015 1:44:26 PM EDT
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10/31/2015 2:01:55 PM EDT
[#27]
Ashland Oregon, does not surprise me.
10/31/2015 2:17:19 PM EDT
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Wait until they decimate some little old lady's prize roses. Then you'll see calls for blood!
10/31/2015 2:27:11 PM EDT
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Deer eyes light up like christmas under IR. That would be a fun problem to solve.