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Posted: 10/28/2015 8:57:38 AM EDT

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere!

Posted: 10/28/2015 8:59:05 AM EDT

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere!

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Posted: 10/28/2015 9:01:41 AM EDT

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A mushroom walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and orders a drink. Bartender says, "hey we don't serve your kind in here." Mushroom say, "why not, I'm a real fungi."

Posted: 10/28/2015 9:06:03 AM EDT

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Hey Deej, guess who I saw today...

Everyone I looked at.

Posted: 10/28/2015 9:07:22 AM EDT

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A Buccaneer

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Posted: 10/28/2015 9:08:30 AM EDT

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what did the carpet say to the floor?

I got you covered.

Posted: 10/28/2015 9:28:50 AM EDT

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two

But don't ask me how they got in there

Posted: 10/28/2015 9:31:14 AM EDT

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Q: If you had sex 365 times in 12 months, then melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have?

A: A f-ing Good Year!

Posted: 10/28/2015 9:34:26 AM EDT

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https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LADEE/news/lunar-atmosphere.html

Posted: 10/28/2015 9:46:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/28/2015 9:51:03 AM EDT

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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear

Posted: 10/28/2015 12:52:54 PM EDT

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I am disappoint. I was expecting "Jew of the Day"

Posted: 10/28/2015 1:05:14 PM EDT

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LOL Same here! "Jew of the Day"

Posted: 10/28/2015 1:26:12 PM EDT

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What's it called when you get your tonsils removed?

Tonsilectomy.

What's it called when you get your appendix removed?

Appendectomy.

What's it called when a woman gets a sex cha nge?

Addadicktome.

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Posted: 10/28/2015 1:28:57 PM EDT

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So there's a man crawling through the desert...

Posted: 10/28/2015 1:42:49 PM EDT

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Go on...

Posted: 10/28/2015 4:47:58 PM EDT

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not gonna come.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

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