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10/8/2015 9:22:36 PM EDT
I'm sitting in the walmart parking lot, typing my previous thread when this happened..



I'm parked up toward the front, next to the handicap parking.




A brand new 2016 Mustang GT with temp license plate pulls up on 24" Asanti wheels and rubber bands half-assed and cockeyed in the handicap parking spot.

A black female gets out of the drivers side and an older black male gets out of the passenger side....oh snap...they got the lambo doors, doe!




Guy starts to walk off and the lady days "aye boo! You got mah EBT?"




























I want my EBT so I can get a new ride too
10/8/2015 9:25:32 PM EDT
[#1]
Seems fairly normal to me.
10/8/2015 9:29:04 PM EDT
[#2]
Car is in the grandmother's name, wheels are rented, boo knows not to get married so the EBT keeps coming on the first and fifteenth. Surprised they didn't also have gram's handicapped placard.

You gotta learn to work the system OP.
10/8/2015 9:36:57 PM EDT
[#3]
I've seen the rich and vibrant crowd at my local wally world use ebt cards  then pull out 100 dollar bills to purchase items the card didn't cover.  And then drive home in their escalade.
10/8/2015 9:41:07 PM EDT
[#4]
Dont hate the playa, HATE the game!
10/8/2015 9:43:37 PM EDT
[#5]
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I'm ready for the game to go tits up, someone strike a fucking match already
10/8/2015 9:45:54 PM EDT
[#6]
Too cliché.

Fake story is fake.
10/8/2015 9:46:44 PM EDT
[#7]
How dare you point this out! You racist or something?
(Sad state of affairs these days,)
10/8/2015 9:51:08 PM EDT
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Of course the story's fake but it's still fun to play along.

You even get to use the icon.
10/8/2015 9:54:00 PM EDT
[#9]
On the 8th day of the month ?

I kind of doubt it.
10/8/2015 9:55:51 PM EDT
[#10]
Pay your taxes suckers.
10/8/2015 9:57:12 PM EDT
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It's real, I bet they had a trunk full of prime beef too.
10/8/2015 9:57:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Move your car to within inches of driver door. Get out and stand in the shadows. Roll video when appropriate .
10/8/2015 9:58:15 PM EDT
[#13]
I was at Arby's the other day.  The door said EBT accepted.  Really.  They should get a bag of rice, beans, vitamins, and some canned meat once a month.
10/8/2015 10:01:13 PM EDT
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Nothing, the government should give them nothing.
10/8/2015 10:02:43 PM EDT
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It's real, I bet they had a trunk full of prime beef too.
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Too cliché.

Fake story is fake.

It's real, I bet they had a trunk full of prime beef too.


... and lobster.
10/8/2015 10:05:12 PM EDT
[#16]
You could have just said you saw a Mustang with Lambo doors.  The rest explains itself.
10/8/2015 10:06:47 PM EDT
[#17]
That's nothing. I've seen a guy purchase a pterodactyl with an ebt card. Then the bastard jumped in his 747 and flew away.
10/8/2015 10:07:32 PM EDT
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I was at Arby's the other day.  The door said EBT accepted.  Really.  They should get a bag of rice, beans, vitamins, and some canned meat once a month.

Nothing, the government should give them nothing.


Well I agree, I was dreaming of a world where we helped people that actually needed a temporary boost.
10/8/2015 10:09:02 PM EDT
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Sadly….FPNI.

Our welfare class has iPhones, Escalades, and live in conditioned air homes with flat screens and cable TV.
10/8/2015 10:12:09 PM EDT
[#20]
Sounds like dey was hood rich

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9iCd6UHR-3I

Eta: I fail at embed
10/8/2015 10:16:37 PM EDT
[#21]
Drug dealer?
10/8/2015 10:19:40 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
I'm sitting in the walmart parking lot, typing my previous thread when this happened..

I'm parked up toward the front, next to the handicap parking.


A brand new 2016 Mustang GT with temp license plate pulls up on 24" Asanti wheels and rubber bands half-assed and cockeyed in the handicap parking spot.
A black female gets out of the drivers side and an older black male gets out of the passenger side....oh snap...they got the lambo doors, doe!


Guy starts to walk off and the lady days "aye boo! You got mah EBT?"


This is why the other members 14yr old started working.















I want my EBT so I can get a new ride too
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10/8/2015 10:19:57 PM EDT
[#23]
never mind
10/8/2015 10:27:48 PM EDT
[#24]


I know a couple, with 2 kids, full blown FSA.

2014 Audi A8, 2013 Cadillac Escalade, and a 2014 Lexus LX 570.

All paid with cash.

It pays to own a Chinese carry-out restaurant, show no profit,
and have the tax payer subsidize your lifestyle.

Means testing, ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

 

10/8/2015 11:09:39 PM EDT
[#25]
Pics of Mustang?
10/8/2015 11:38:01 PM EDT
[#26]
playing the system
10/9/2015 12:40:54 AM EDT
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I'm sitting in the walmart parking lot, typing my previous thread when this happened..

I'm parked up toward the front, next to the handicap parking.


A brand new 2016 Mustang GT with temp license plate pulls up on 24" Asanti wheels and rubber bands half-assed and cockeyed in the handicap parking spot.
A black female gets out of the drivers side and an older black male gets out of the passenger side....oh snap...they got the lambo doors, doe!


Guy starts to walk off and the lady days "aye boo! You got mah EBT?"






lol, just hang out in front of any of the government  FSA giveaway offices... the vehicles would put south beach miami to shame











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10/9/2015 12:43:29 AM EDT
[#28]
I am failing to see the part of the story that is supposed to be surprising or shocking.
10/9/2015 12:57:34 AM EDT
[#29]
I always felt weird pulling into a Wic office while driving my M5. But hey, at the time e5 qualified.
10/9/2015 1:18:25 AM EDT
[#30]
http://www.hhsc.state.tx.us/providers/lonestar/EBT/EBThowto.html#How_do_I_report_suspected_fraud







If you misuse
benefits, your benefits can be taken away.




To report a store or
person misusing benefits, call 1-800-436-6184.



10/9/2015 1:24:28 AM EDT
[#31]
A hot ride is a basic human right.  As is free housing.  And cable.

10/9/2015 1:36:50 AM EDT
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Arguably a lot of them should get fucking nothing.

Which is what is going to happen eventually; there is no other outcome.