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10/1/2015 3:24:12 PM EDT
Have you ever encountered one, or the aftermath of one, at work/school?
Have any heartwarming tales to share?

I've spoke to several guys, who served in the mil, who had stories about phantom poopers.
10/1/2015 3:33:51 PM EDT
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poop thread

10/1/2015 3:35:13 PM EDT
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IBTL on the poop thread.
10/1/2015 3:41:05 PM EDT
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IBTL

Edit: 2 possible poop threads active at once? Is this the Poopocalypse?
10/1/2015 3:45:16 PM EDT
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Yay!! My first Ocalypse
10/1/2015 3:46:07 PM EDT
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What is a phantom pooper?
10/1/2015 3:46:41 PM EDT
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10/1/2015 3:47:37 PM EDT
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Same!

*internetfistbump*
10/1/2015 3:47:52 PM EDT
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Someone who shits other than where they are supposed to just to be a dick/cunt.
10/1/2015 3:48:06 PM EDT
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Unauthorized and ninja-like defecation.


We had a phantom shitter in school that would leave turds in the girls shower.  
10/1/2015 3:48:21 PM EDT
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type 1 or type 2?
10/1/2015 3:50:51 PM EDT
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We have had them in the Cleanroom from time to time,
Come in to work and the ERT has a turd roped off with caution tape.
One of the reasons I stopped doing it.

ETA - Stopped doing ERT, not pooping in the cleanroom
10/1/2015 3:52:21 PM EDT
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Yes, had a phanton shitter come into the firehouse about 3 times a week, drop a dukie in the toilet and leave it for the early risers. This was in the 80's before everyone was consumed with security, i.e. no locked doors.
One of the guys rigged up a doorbell triggered by a motion beam detector. Caught the kid on the first night, called the cops, scolded him and sent him on his way. Never returned. If I remember correctly, he was something like 16 yrs old.
Wonder where he's shitting today
10/1/2015 3:54:55 PM EDT
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I prefer the upper decker myself
10/1/2015 3:55:52 PM EDT
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found a big pile in the corner of the mens room








10/1/2015 3:58:33 PM EDT
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Had one where I used to work. Would go in and crap and shoot it right up the bowl behind him and up the inside of the lid. Never did find out who it was. We swore he had his butthole on his lower back to be able to do that!
10/1/2015 4:00:20 PM EDT
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Poop Thread.