Posted: 3/26/2003 6:37:23 PM EDT
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My brother is pretty sick and probably will be in the hospital on his birthday which is this Friday. He aint going to die or nothing,but he has a real bad case of pnumonia. I'm thinking of getting him a stripper to sing Happy Birth Day to him. Not so sure if that's appropreate but what the heck. I could get him a card or something but that just seems kinda petty. I've been told this aint the best idea. Any of you ever sent one of these out? I'm not real sure what to expect. Ideas? |
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Quoted: Hell yeah! Get one to come in dressed as a nurse and just start spontaneously stripping with NO music. Edited to add: He will have a seizure. A co-worker of mine (speedwayrn on here) did something very similar to that for another friend cooped up in a hospital bed. A police officer showed up and started questioning her about the vehicle accident, etc. He started making accusations of it being her fault entirely. She was getting really worked up and quite pissed. He finally handcuffed her - she said she was so shocked, she was speechless. The music kicked on and the dude started stripping for her. I'm pretty sure that's how everything worked out. Speedwayrn could give you the specifics - I think he was there when it happened. Its a hell of a lot funnier when you hear her tell it. Great idea! |
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I'm actually having problems finding one. There are none are in the phone book and the ones on the internet are all males from London. Am I spelling this wrong or do I need to look under a different title? I guess I could get a cracked out whore,but I was thinking something a bit nicer with out spending an outragous amount of money. I thought you could just easily order this service. If this service is not available in this area maybe I could become Mechpimp. |