[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Starboard Thread.

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:00:16 PM EDT

Starboard is better than Port.

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:02:00 PM EDT

[#1]

pussy to the left

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:03:53 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:04:48 PM EDT

[#3]

You're gonna get a stern talking too for posting a parody thread.

Best to bow out and apologize

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:06:53 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:07:40 PM EDT

[#5]

And I was wondering what kind of wine starboard was.

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:08:09 PM EDT

[#6]

In before the securing.

You're in a boatload of trouble.

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:10:04 PM EDT

[#7]

Well, it does have right of way.

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:22:35 PM EDT

[#8]

never turn to port

Posted: 8/17/2015 5:24:36 PM EDT

[#9]

allways Crazy Ivan to the Port in the bottom half of the hour