Posted: 7/31/2015 1:47:55 PM EDT
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Why are the burritos and tacos always cold?
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Because you put too much cold garbage in it. Get meat beans and rice and it will be warm, adding lettuce and sour cream and guac and pico those are all cold items bro. Do you even Chipolte? That sounds awfully plain. At minimum you should at least put some lettuce in there. |
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That sounds awfully plain. At minimum you should at least put some lettuce in there. Quoted:
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Because you put too much cold garbage in it. Get meat beans and rice and it will be warm, adding lettuce and sour cream and guac and pico those are all cold items bro. Do you even Chipolte? That sounds awfully plain. At minimum you should at least put some lettuce in there. Why? Lettuce is fucking useless. Meat, rice, cheese. Get more of the good shit that way. Pro tip - if you want double meat, wait until they finish putting the first serving on there to ask. If you ask before they start, they get all greedy with the meat. |
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Why? Lettuce is fucking useless. Meat, rice, cheese. Get more of the good shit that way. Pro tip - if you want double meat, wait until they finish putting the first serving on there to ask. If you ask before they start, they get all greedy with the meat. Quoted:
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Because you put too much cold garbage in it. Get meat beans and rice and it will be warm, adding lettuce and sour cream and guac and pico those are all cold items bro. Do you even Chipolte? That sounds awfully plain. At minimum you should at least put some lettuce in there. Why? Lettuce is fucking useless. Meat, rice, cheese. Get more of the good shit that way. Pro tip - if you want double meat, wait until they finish putting the first serving on there to ask. If you ask before they start, they get all greedy with the meat. I love lettuce on burritos and tacos. Plus I always put fire sauce and texas pete hotter hot sauce on them, so the cool, crisp lettuce is a nice polar opposite from the other ingredients. And besides, rice is a waste of space. They can keep that shit and give me some extra black beans. |
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I like to tell my mexican workers its my favorite place to get authentic mexican food. Quoted:
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Mmmm Chipotle... the pinnacle of sort-of fast food. I like to tell my mexican workers its my favorite place to get authentic mexican food. Go to one further south. In Corpus Christi it was about as close to authentic Mexican food as you can get 
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I like to tell my mexican workers its my favorite place to get authentic mexican food. Quoted:
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Mmmm Chipotle... the pinnacle of sort-of fast food. I like to tell my mexican workers its my favorite place to get authentic mexican food. Authentic or not, places like there, hot head, and qdoba are pretty good for what they are. They are relatively inexpensive, fast, the perfect size for lunch (not so filling as to weigh you down, but filling enough to get you through the rest of the day) and it is not a bunch of fried stuff. It is grilled meat, beans, and veggies. If I forget to bring lunch, or don't have anything to bring, a burrito is usually my go to. |
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I like to tell my mexican workers its my favorite place to get authentic mexican food. Quoted:
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Mmmm Chipotle... the pinnacle of sort-of fast food. I like to tell my mexican workers its my favorite place to get authentic mexican food.  Troll level expert.
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Quoted: Why? Lettuce is fucking useless. Meat, rice, cheese. Get more of the good shit that way. Pro tip - if you want double meat, wait until they finish putting the first serving on there to ask. If you ask before they start, they get all greedy with the meat. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Because you put too much cold garbage in it. Get meat beans and rice and it will be warm, adding lettuce and sour cream and guac and pico those are all cold items bro. Do you even Chipolte? That sounds awfully plain. At minimum you should at least put some lettuce in there. Why? Lettuce is fucking useless. Meat, rice, cheese. Get more of the good shit that way. Pro tip - if you want double meat, wait until they finish putting the first serving on there to ask. If you ask before they start, they get all greedy with the meat. They don't give you MORE of the other items just because you don't add others... |
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That sounds awfully plain. At minimum you should at least put some lettuce in there. Quoted:
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Because you put too much cold garbage in it. Get meat beans and rice and it will be warm, adding lettuce and sour cream and guac and pico those are all cold items bro. Do you even Chipolte? That sounds awfully plain. At minimum you should at least put some lettuce in there. You can keep your lettuce. |
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They don't give you MORE of the other items just because you don't add others... Quoted:
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Because you put too much cold garbage in it. Get meat beans and rice and it will be warm, adding lettuce and sour cream and guac and pico those are all cold items bro. Do you even Chipolte? That sounds awfully plain. At minimum you should at least put some lettuce in there. Why? Lettuce is fucking useless. Meat, rice, cheese. Get more of the good shit that way. Pro tip - if you want double meat, wait until they finish putting the first serving on there to ask. If you ask before they start, they get all greedy with the meat. They don't give you MORE of the other items just because you don't add others... I guess all of the area locations like me then - they all add more when that's all I get. Qdoba too (which I prefer to Chipotle anyway). |
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People who add lettuce to a burrito need a throat punch. See the wide eyed, 17 year old hippie girl nervously laughing as your burrito splits when she folds it? Take the hint. Filthy casuals.. What the hell are you talking about? I have never had a burrito split when they wrap it, or when I unwrap it, add my hot sauces, mix the ingredients, and then re roll it. |
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What the hell are you talking about? I have never had a burrito split when they wrap it, or when I unwrap it, add my hot sauces, mix the ingredients, and then re roll it. Quoted:
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People who add lettuce to a burrito need a throat punch. See the wide eyed, 17 year old hippie girl nervously laughing as your burrito splits when she folds it? Take the hint. Filthy casuals.. What the hell are you talking about? I have never had a burrito split when they wrap it, or when I unwrap it, add my hot sauces, mix the ingredients, and then re roll it. You would think hippies are good at rolling things, just not burritos. 
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