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6/25/2015 10:51:04 PM EDT
"Just imagine it: You’re in the, um, moment and — like a sexually responsible person — you put on a condom.
But at some point, it starts to glow and change colors on you — an indication that you’ve just come in contact
with a sexually transmitted disease or sexually transmitted infection."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/24/teens-invent-clever-condoms-that-change-colors-to-indicate-std-exposure/

A bit late by that point, but the idea's there.
6/25/2015 10:52:34 PM EDT
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What if you put it on and it changed color?  Brought to you by the Cockblocker Condom Co.
6/25/2015 10:55:52 PM EDT
[#2]
The real question is....if it glows do you keep going?
6/25/2015 10:56:53 PM EDT
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Lol.  "Sexually Transmitted Disease" and "Sexually Transmitted Infection" are the same things.



STD is the old term.  The word "disease" was considered to be too negative, so they changed it to "infection" which sounds more like a cold or the flu.
6/25/2015 10:57:26 PM EDT
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The real question is....if it glows do you keep going?
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That supposedly is part of what the condom is there to prevent.



 
6/25/2015 11:07:08 PM EDT
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So a majority of those condoms will glow purple (HPV) then?
6/25/2015 11:07:39 PM EDT
[#6]
double tap
6/25/2015 11:08:57 PM EDT
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What if the condom doesn't change color and you get an STD anyway?


That company better have a good legal team.
6/25/2015 11:10:32 PM EDT
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What if the condom doesn't change color and you get an STD anyway?





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Or, if the antibodies cross react with non-pathogenic species.



In a delicate situation such as that, you'd better be darn sure you're right if you're going to accuse your intimate partner of being a skank.  



 
6/25/2015 11:13:50 PM EDT
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Condoms aren't 100% at preventing pregnancies either.
6/25/2015 11:18:35 PM EDT
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A condom?  What the fuck is that?  
6/25/2015 11:20:05 PM EDT
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What color does it change to when you stick it in the crazy?
6/25/2015 11:23:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Hmm. I like it.

Like a sword that glows blue when Orcs are near.
6/25/2015 11:29:29 PM EDT
[#13]
Do they make them for wallets ?
6/26/2015 12:06:54 AM EDT
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It is an interesting idea, but failure for sales. Guys wouldn't buy them. It would alert females to what they might be carrying. Seeing as 30 some percent of guys have it. You don't want a product with that many scared off.
6/26/2015 12:12:05 AM EDT
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If they turn brown, that means you got fooled by a tranny.
6/26/2015 12:14:37 AM EDT
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My pecker turned red once but turns out it was just lipstick.
6/26/2015 12:14:40 AM EDT
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I been married for 21 years, Hell I don't even remember what isle they are on anymore.

 
6/26/2015 12:16:58 AM EDT
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LOL
6/26/2015 12:17:25 AM EDT
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Lol.  "Sexually Transmitted Disease" and "Sexually Transmitted Infection" are the same things.

STD is the old term.  The word "disease" was considered to be too negative, so they changed it to "infection" which sounds more like a cold or the flu.
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A few of the "sexually transmitted infections do not fit the medical defenition of disease."

That's what I was always told. I don't believe it. Disease or infection, it's all the same.
6/26/2015 12:19:56 AM EDT
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A condom?  What the fuck is that?  
I been married for 21 years, Hell I don't even remember what isle they are on anymore.  

They're by the razors and band aids.

I guess some store designer must have had a sense of humor.
6/26/2015 12:21:06 AM EDT
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It should automatically post detailed pics on the offenders social media account.
6/26/2015 12:25:33 AM EDT
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Why ruin the moment.....It usually only takes a day or two for the ol Mr. Roundtree to change colors on it's own.  No need in spending extra money on fancy jimmy hats.
6/26/2015 1:15:42 AM EDT
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6/26/2015 1:19:10 AM EDT
[#24]
Burning rubber with a built in night light? Fuck yeah!
6/26/2015 5:32:53 PM EDT
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Hmm. I like it.

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Dude, if your "sword" is glowing blue, you dont need a condom...


...YOU NEED GLASSES!!!