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6/12/2015 9:19:40 PM EDT
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TGIF- Today God Comes First

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

Stop Drop and Roll Doesn't Work in Hell

God Answers Knee Mail

Sign Broken, Come Inside for Message

6/12/2015 9:20:46 PM EDT
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Stop Drop and Roll Doesn't Work in Hell

God Answers Knee Mail

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6/12/2015 9:22:06 PM EDT
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TGIF- Today God Comes First

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

Stop Drop and Roll Doesn't Work in Hell

God Answers Knee Mail

Sign Broken, Come Inside for Message









It's the king James spelling .
6/12/2015 9:24:39 PM EDT
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Haven't had this one out in a few years.

6/12/2015 9:25:40 PM EDT
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That's what she said.

6/12/2015 9:26:22 PM EDT
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Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.
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& performed the miracle of turning water into PBR
6/12/2015 9:45:02 PM EDT
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JESUS !!!!! It's Hell without him
6/12/2015 11:28:13 PM EDT
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Don't Pray about the Book of Mormon, that's how they get you
6/12/2015 11:43:55 PM EDT
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Does this count?

6/13/2015 1:00:43 AM EDT
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That'll do.

FWIW, these signs are often repeated verbatim from church to church kinda like the 2 for $5.00 quarter pounder signs. Just always thought that was weird as shit. Maybe I'm just an cynical asshole, but is there some sort of section in the bulletin for these church signs?