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Posted: 6/5/2015 12:33:30 AM EDT

Be me.

Have wife thinking she might be preggo.

Tell wife to just go buy a damn preggo test already and stop worrying about it.

Have wife pee negative.

Discretely use a blue sharpie on the test, and place back into trash can, face up, knowing that she'll eventually open the can to deposit feminine product.

Brace for shitstorm of PMS hormone-driven rage.

F'real, y'all, I almost got murdered.

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:34:34 AM EDT

[#1]

hahahhahahhaha

Well done sir

and DIBS on everyting

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:35:26 AM EDT

[#2]

Don't close your eyes when you go to sleep.

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:35:56 AM EDT

[#3]

Username and all that

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:36:35 AM EDT

[#4]

I love this place.

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:37:31 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 12:39:00 AM EDT

[#6]

Pics?

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:39:14 AM EDT

[#7]

Wear a chastity belt like device to bed for a few days.

Well done, btw!

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:41:36 AM EDT

[#8]

You're getting killed in your sleep.

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:43:01 AM EDT

[#9]

Need pics of the wife

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:43:43 AM EDT

[#10]

Find a new place to sleep. She'll be waiting for her chance.

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:46:21 AM EDT

[#11]

OP loves waking up to the smell of gasoline.

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:50:08 AM EDT

[#12]

You have to keep doing this. She will try different trash cans. Find them.

Posted: 6/5/2015 12:52:39 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 12:54:11 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 12:58:27 AM EDT

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It's even better that the real vertical line is darker than the horizontal.

That being said, I'd spot that fake in a heartbeat.

ETA

OP's screen name is fitting.

Posted: 6/5/2015 1:00:11 AM EDT

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This

Posted: 6/5/2015 1:11:27 AM EDT

[#17]

Op is going to be loved tenderly by a pregnancy test.

Posted: 6/5/2015 1:14:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 1:28:11 AM EDT

[#19]

Dibs on everything when she kills you in your sleep

Posted: 6/5/2015 1:32:17 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 1:38:21 AM EDT

[#21]

Go for the gold and when she falls asleep replace her tampon with a party popper

Posted: 6/5/2015 1:46:35 AM EDT

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Has no one said "dibs" on his guns? If not, I can't because I live in a ban state and OP probably has non-halal toys, but posting the thought so someone else can claim

Posted: 6/5/2015 2:27:48 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 2:56:27 AM EDT

[#24]

How do I subscribe to OP's newsletter?

Posted: 6/5/2015 2:59:36 AM EDT

[#25]

Now that right there is funny.

Posted: 6/5/2015 3:01:45 AM EDT

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What a visual!

Posted: 6/5/2015 3:38:00 AM EDT

[#27]

Later tonight...

Posted: 6/5/2015 4:00:04 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 4:14:45 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 4:38:08 AM EDT

[#30]

Balls.

You has em.

But maybe not for long

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:01:34 AM EDT

[#31]

All fun and games until wife goes to ER due to "miscarriage".

I wouldn't do it, but, whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:04:46 AM EDT

[#32]

Hope you made it through the night OP

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:05:50 AM EDT

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All fun and games until she miscarries the baby she isn't carrying?

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:05:58 AM EDT

[#34]

nice

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:07:14 AM EDT

[#35]

Crazy bastard

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:08:02 AM EDT

[#36]

His name was TrojanMan.

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:08:42 AM EDT

[#37]

If your wife convinces a jury that she has been trying to get pregnant when you pulled this stunt there is no way she gets convicted.

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:08:55 AM EDT

[#38]

My wife would have killed me. glad your alive OP.

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:09:03 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 9:11:02 AM EDT

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She will get pay back, buy using a syringe to sneak a little Icy Hot into your Trojans.

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:12:12 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/5/2015 9:12:25 AM EDT

[#42]

You don't have any red-handled kitchen knives, do you?

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:15:19 AM EDT

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You seem like bags of fun.

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:15:55 AM EDT

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Yeah, I'm fine.

It was only like ten minutes of screaming, and she chased me a bit trying to snap me in the ass with the hand towel. Then she told me I was, quote, "such an asshole."

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:16:28 AM EDT

[#45]

Classic!!

But, seriously, you're dead. If she's quiet, she's plotting.

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:16:32 AM EDT

[#46]

OP tomorrow...

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:19:17 AM EDT

[#47]

Well, he did survive - impressive

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:24:24 AM EDT

[#48]

Maximum trolling: Test kit is lying to you.

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:27:49 AM EDT

[#49]

Marylanders.

Posted: 6/5/2015 9:31:44 AM EDT

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Really?

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