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5/28/2015 6:52:36 PM EDT
From "Ellen" at Microsoft telling me I have a problem with my computer.

Tell me, ARFCOM, what should I do?  I don't want to have a problem with my computer!
5/28/2015 6:53:25 PM EDT
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From "Ellen" at Microsoft telling me I have a problem with my computer.

Tell me, ARFCOM, what should I do?  I don't want to have a problem with my computer!
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Give them your social security number and credit card number to fix it.
5/28/2015 6:56:25 PM EDT
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FPNI
5/28/2015 6:58:04 PM EDT
[#3]
Shoot your computer, unplug it, take it to the backyard and burn it.  The last thing you want is for the infection to spread to other devices.
5/28/2015 7:00:12 PM EDT
[#4]
Chat her up.
5/28/2015 7:01:51 PM EDT
[#5]
Piss on your computer to establish dominance.
5/28/2015 7:03:25 PM EDT
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5/28/2015 7:05:18 PM EDT
[#7]
Tell her you're a Gentooman and she is sorely mistaken.


https://youtu.be/VjGSMUep6_4
5/28/2015 7:06:48 PM EDT
[#8]
The Air Force just said they have a precision weapon that takes out electronics. They should get some practice frying these son's of bitches computers.
5/28/2015 7:07:00 PM EDT
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Give them your social security number and credit card number to fix it.
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From "Ellen" at Microsoft telling me I have a problem with my computer.

Tell me, ARFCOM, what should I do?  I don't want to have a problem with my computer!


Give them your social security number and credit card number to fix it.


Last week my MIL did just that.  
5/28/2015 7:08:59 PM EDT
[#10]
I often just talk dirty to "Ellen" when she calls me.
I ask her if my hard drive  excites her and if she can lick my mouse,shit like that. After 2 or 3 minutes she tells me the windows corporation is disappointed I view this serious matter as a joke.
5/28/2015 7:10:21 PM EDT
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I begged off not knowing what to say, but when she calls back I'll ask her for a date so she can "fix my computer".  My "hard drive" seems to be acting up, and needs to be "defragged".  If she's good I'll let her fix my "memory leak" too.

What could go wrong?
5/28/2015 7:14:59 PM EDT
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I begged off not knowing what to say, but when she calls back I'll ask her for a date so she can "fix my computer".  My "hard drive" seems to be acting up, and needs to be "defragged".  If she's good I'll let her fix my "memory leak" too.

What could go wrong?
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If you're anything like my MIL you'll wire her $2400 and give her all your credit, debit, and bank account numbers.
5/28/2015 7:17:51 PM EDT
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Isn't FBHO's SSN well known ??
Give that to her and any other WH cht you can dig up.
Let's see how good the new AJ really is....................................  

5/28/2015 7:18:20 PM EDT
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If you're anything like my MIL you'll wire her $2400 and give her all your credit, debit, and bank account numbers.
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I begged off not knowing what to say, but when she calls back I'll ask her for a date so she can "fix my computer".  My "hard drive" seems to be acting up, and needs to be "defragged".  If she's good I'll let her fix my "memory leak" too.

What could go wrong?


If you're anything like my MIL you'll wire her $2400 and give her all your credit, debit, and bank account numbers.

Ouch!
5/28/2015 8:37:02 PM EDT
[#15]
Be careful playing head games with these scammers.

There was a thread over on The High Road recently about how the scammers, if they get pissed at you, will call your local police and have the SWAT team sent to your house. (They do this by spoofing telephone numbers, and concocting a story about "a man with a gun" threatening his family.)

The safest thing to do is just hang up on them.