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5/27/2015 4:04:18 PM EDT

5/27/2015 4:06:36 PM EDT
[#1]
screams like a bitch
5/27/2015 4:07:48 PM EDT
[#2]
DANG.. Big Ole Grouper!!

I like mine in sammich form from Frenchy's!

5/27/2015 4:08:15 PM EDT
[#3]
FWC will probably be along shortly to smack his pee pee for fucking with a jewfish.
5/27/2015 4:09:44 PM EDT
[#4]
Should of held a minnow out in front of it and had it tow him home.

5/27/2015 4:11:35 PM EDT
[#5]
He didn't land shit. He hooked a big fish and made some sort of female noises. The video didn't show him landing the fish.
5/27/2015 4:13:08 PM EDT
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He got a jewfish to the side of the boat.

In a kayak.

I'd say he landed it.  

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From the FWC website:

Harvest and possession has been prohibited in both state and federal waters off Florida since 1990.
Must be immediately returned to the water free, alive and unharmed.
Photographs can be taken but only during the active act of release. Photographs or any other activities such as measuring the fish should not delay release in any way.
Large goliath groupers should be left in the water during release. The skeletal structure of large goliath grouper cannot adequately support their weight out of the water without some type of damage. If a large goliath is brought on-board a vessel or out of the water, it is likely to sustain some form of internal injury and therefore be considered harvested.
Removing smaller goliath groupers from the water to remove hooks is not necessarily a bad practice, but this process must be done with care, using proper fish handling techniques, and return the fish to the water as expeditiously as possible.


5/27/2015 4:14:15 PM EDT
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That would be my guess as well.  Those guys are highly protected, the jewfish.  And yes I will always call them a jewfish because that's what they are.
5/27/2015 4:14:38 PM EDT
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Well, I don't think you can legally land a jewfish.
5/27/2015 4:15:33 PM EDT
[#9]
So what happens now?

I'm thinking he's not picking it up. Them fuckers are huge.

I suspect the video cut off because the next scene was that bigass fish pulling that little bitty boat like a trailer.
5/27/2015 4:16:01 PM EDT
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Well, I don't think you can legally land a jewfish.

The JEWFISH did this! (Needs a meme)
5/27/2015 4:16:28 PM EDT
[#11]
I hope that he didn't land it because jewfish are protected.  Besides they are not any food to eat. Very mushy. They aren't protected in Mexico.
5/27/2015 4:16:40 PM EDT
[#12]
In before PC crowd ! Nice Catch.
5/27/2015 4:18:05 PM EDT
[#13]
So they are estimating this at 500 something pounds.
The kayak record is 1247 pounds.  
5/27/2015 4:22:46 PM EDT
[#14]
maybe he named him Hans?
5/27/2015 4:23:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Dang! I caught an 8lb catfish last weekend from my kayak, and I was surprised at how much she pulled me around. I think that guy has a better fish story than I do.  
5/27/2015 4:25:28 PM EDT
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I literally work right next to there. Drive by that spot everyday. Jewfish in that spot are extremely plentiful. An acquaintance just caught one a little before this that was really big but not as large as the one in the video.
5/27/2015 4:26:40 PM EDT
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He "landed" it enough to get measurements, even if they aren't on video. I'd say he did pretty darn well.
5/27/2015 4:27:30 PM EDT
[#18]
That's a decent sized Jewfish.

I came face-to-face with one during a dive in Key Largo... incredible.

You get to scream like a girl if you land a fish that size in a kayak, too.

ETA: That was landed at Sanibel Island. I am almost 100% positive I have fished from the exact position the grouper was landed.
5/27/2015 4:36:02 PM EDT
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I'd be screaming like that myself.  What a catch.
5/27/2015 4:37:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Full Vid, He landed it.




5/27/2015 4:41:54 PM EDT
[#21]
Jesus.  He's killing that jewfish.  His pee-pee is going to get slapped.
5/27/2015 4:56:09 PM EDT
[#22]
Why would that fish let go of his paddle? He could have whacked that eco-terrorist with it.
5/27/2015 5:00:34 PM EDT
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Yeah that part about lifting it is going to get him a visit from the .gov dudes

 
5/27/2015 5:01:45 PM EDT
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You forgot to say jewfish.

Here, I'll make it up for you.

Jewfish
5/27/2015 5:02:42 PM EDT
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Uh-oh.  I hope he's ready for the ass raping.

Check out their FB How in the hell aren't they getting in trouble?
5/27/2015 5:04:44 PM EDT
[#26]
@ jewfish
5/27/2015 5:05:40 PM EDT
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Maybe the kayaker is an 88'r.

5/27/2015 5:07:20 PM EDT
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I don't think he took it out of the water.  He'll probably be OK.

Of course, with the Fish Po Po you just never know.
5/27/2015 5:08:02 PM EDT
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What am I missing?  That's what they've always been called until everyone got all sensitive.
5/27/2015 5:08:23 PM EDT
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I don't think he took it out of the water.  He'll probably be OK.



Of course, with the Fish Po Po you just never know.

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Jesus.  He's killing that jewfish.  His pee-pee is going to get slapped.
Yeah that part about lifting it is going to get him a visit from the .gov dudes  




I don't think he took it out of the water.  He'll probably be OK.



Of course, with the Fish Po Po you just never know.

He should have just unhooked and released, all that other shit on camera will get him a nice fine

 
5/27/2015 5:09:03 PM EDT
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I don't think he took it out of the water.  He'll probably be OK.

Of course, with the Fish Po Po you just never know.
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Yeah that part about lifting it is going to get him a visit from the .gov dudes  


I don't think he took it out of the water.  He'll probably be OK.

Of course, with the Fish Po Po you just never know.


If he's GtG, I'm gonna book a charter through him.
Looks like a blast. Check out the snook on his FB page.

5/27/2015 5:16:06 PM EDT
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DANG.. Big Ole Grouper!!

I like mine in sammich form from Frenchy's!

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Frenchy's = tourist trap, locals know "Dockside Dave's" on Mad Beach is the best of the best.  
5/27/2015 5:22:22 PM EDT
[#33]
Needed more hammerhead attack
5/27/2015 5:26:25 PM EDT
[#34]
That's just a pup as far as Goliath go.
5/27/2015 5:35:14 PM EDT
[#35]
#jewfishlivesmatter