[ARCHIVED THREAD] - A Warning About Self Pleasuring (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/26/2015 8:02:01 PM EDT
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Islamic Preacher: ‘Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife’ A Muslim cleric has warned that men who pleasure themselves could make their hands pregnant in the afterlife. Turkey’s Hürriyet Daily News reports that Mucahid Cihad Han made the comments on a live TV broadcast after a married man called his show to say he could not stop masturbating, even on holy pilgrimage to Mecca. Han responded that masturbation was a sin in Islam. He added: “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights. “If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/05/26/islamic-preacher-masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife/ |
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I'll just leave this here... Islamic Preacher: ‘Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife’ A Muslim cleric has warned that men who pleasure themselves could make their hands pregnant in the afterlife. Turkey’s Hürriyet Daily News reports that Mucahid Cihad Han made the comments on a live TV broadcast after a married man called his show to say he could not stop masturbating, even on holy pilgrimage to Mecca. Han responded that masturbation was a sin in Islam. He added: “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights. “If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/05/26/islamic-preacher-masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife/ someone skipped health class |
| I just offended a libtard friend the other day when I said that Islam is completely incompatible with any modern democracy on earth. Gonna send this his way and ask him how he'd like this goatfucker in his neighborhood, on his city council, teaching his daughter at school, etc. |
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Oh, you'll love this guy explaining that the moon is half the diameter of the sun.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g84g2KJcUV0He's awesome! It goes to show there are some things that transcend culture, everyone regardless of culture thinks flat earthers are nuts. |
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I'll just leave this here... Islamic Preacher: ‘Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife’ A Muslim cleric has warned that men who pleasure themselves could make their hands pregnant in the afterlife. Turkey’s Hürriyet Daily News reports that Mucahid Cihad Han made the comments on a live TV broadcast after a married man called his show to say he could not stop masturbating, even on holy pilgrimage to Mecca. Han responded that masturbation was a sin in Islam. He added: “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights. “If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/05/26/islamic-preacher-masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife/ Damn, i thought my hands were just really muscular. 
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