An engineer, an accountant, a chemist, and a government worker were arguing over whose cat was smarter. The Engineer said he could prove his was smartest. "Slide Rule, do your trick!" The cat picked up a pencil, got a piece of paper, and drew plans for a simple but efficient engine. The accountant called his cat over. "Spreadsheet, do your thing". Spreadsheet went into the other room and came back with a box of donuts. He laid the donuts out on the table and divided them into equal groups. The chemist said his cat was smart too. "Beaker, show them your trick". Beaker went into the fridge, got a bottle of milk, and using a measuring glass, poured out equal measures of milk into four glasses. The goverment employee saw all this and then called his cat over. "Coffee break, do your thing". His cat peed on the drawing, ate the donuts, drank the milk, sexually harrassed two of the other cats, claimed that he hurt his back doing so, filed a grievance alleging unsafe working conditions and a claim for workman's compensation.

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always liked this bit on airline travel
https://youtu.be/NV_V3aDERrE