Not much going on here at work today, I need some "work safe" activities to get me thru the day... What yall got?
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:28:16 AM EDT
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Masturbate.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:29:19 AM EDT
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Find some work to do.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:29:42 AM EDT
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furiously.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:29:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/22/2015 10:31:23 AM EDT
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Fuck somebody's wife, long dick style!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qLBdmhfbE
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:32:05 AM EDT
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I love this place.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:32:29 AM EDT
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it's why 'm here.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:32:57 AM EDT
[#8]
Asteroids.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:34:56 AM EDT
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masturbate
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:36:18 AM EDT
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Well.... Id like to find something to kill some time, not have to find another job. I cant see a scenario where me beating myself is good for anyone in the office other than me haha
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:37:22 AM EDT
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Ive kinda done it all for the week and Im in 3 day weekend mode
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:49:00 AM EDT
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If you've got to lean, you've got time to clean.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:51:56 AM EDT
[#13]
Find an abandoned closet or storage room and go to town with a female coworker.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:53:05 AM EDT
[#14]
Play pranks on co-workers and eat half their lunches
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:56:02 AM EDT
[#15]
Buy gun stuff you don't need on the internetz.
Flaming zambooka.
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Masturbating still sounds like a good idea.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:57:45 AM EDT
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Walk around and put Vaseline on all the door handles. Sit back and watch!
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:58:41 AM EDT
[#17]
Take some initiative and find something work related.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:58:47 AM EDT
[#18]
Go talk to the guy with the office in the overlooked corner or basement, the one with the red stapler. He may have some overlooked wealth building strategies that will allow him to retire to a beach in Mexico.
Posted: 5/22/2015 10:59:45 AM EDT
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baaahhhhhaaa negative.... Id rather self pound the pudd
Posted: 5/22/2015 11:01:23 AM EDT
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Offer to BBQ for the office staff (depending on quantity of people). By the time you get done getting the food, setting up, cooking and picking up it will be time to go home.
ETA: Forgot this was GD...masturbate first, obviously.
Posted: 5/22/2015 11:03:43 AM EDT
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Pushups, Situps, and Dips
Posted: 5/22/2015 12:00:02 PM EDT
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Or a male, depending on OP's preference.
Posted: 5/22/2015 12:03:28 PM EDT
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Same here, waiting for my drug test to come in for a new job. I kinda hope it doesn't go come in before the weekend. I got a big ass redneck hippie party in Kentucky to go to. Hippies, rednecks, bbq, fire...should be a hell of a time.
negative.... Id rather self pound the pudd