[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Cops just pulled up. (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/3/2015 11:55:29 AM EDT
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Cops just pulled up outside and parked in front of my house. I figured it was my neighbor coming home for lunch but two other officers popped out and walked to a house down the road.
Should I jump in the shower with a cookie? |
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Cops just pulled up outside and parked in front of my house. I figured it was my neighbor coming home for lunch but two other officers popped out and walked to a house down the road. Should I jump in the shower with a cookie? Make sure all your safes are open |
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Cops just pulled up outside and parked in front of my house. I figured it was my neighbor coming home for lunch but two other officers popped out and walked to a house down the road. Should I jump in the shower with a cookie? Two cookies. Your dog will need one too. |
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http://www.kalihijack.com/copoutside.jpg I walked outside to take a look while eating a chilidog. Don't forget to blade at 45. |
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http://www.kalihijack.com/copoutside.jpg I walked outside to take a look while eating a chilidog. cops are going to be pissed you didn't offer them a chilidog |
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Two cookies. Your dog will need one too. Quoted:
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Cops just pulled up outside and parked in front of my house. I figured it was my neighbor coming home for lunch but two other officers popped out and walked to a house down the road. Should I jump in the shower with a cookie? Two cookies. Your dog will need one too. Last cookie that dawg will ever get with that many cops rolling in his hood. |
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http://www.kalihijack.com/copoutside.jpg I walked outside to take a look while eating a chilidog. Fucker! Now I want a chili dog. 
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Have them towed. They have no right to park in front of your house. That's your spot. What if you were trying to pull out of your yard right now? Reminds me of one time when I was younger. Neighbors had a party and parked all their cars in my long driveway. My sister was visiting and after she was gone about 5 minutes she returned and told us she couldn't get out. This sister is a member of the blue uniform doughnut eating gang. (Since been promoted to detective). She had knocked on door and asked them to move the cars. They informed her they would be breaking up in about 30 minutes and would move them then. I had a better idea. Did you know a 52 Ford tractor will tow an 80's vintage Suburban across gravel and asphalt for 100 feet before the owner can make it out of the house? |
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Quoted: http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken Quoted: Quoted: Pics of chilidog? http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken  |
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They'll be back now that they can see your dog.
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Pics of chilidog? http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken
Well, they can have him....give me a few hours first |
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http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken Quoted:
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Pics of chilidog? http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken 
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Throw on your plate carrier and offer to run point on the stack. That's the usual GD protocol for this scenario. As God as my witness, I jumped into a stack of cops once, then I shot them before they realized I wasn't one of them. They tried to shoot me back. Good times. |
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You should be tased, cuffed, and stuffed for that pathetic excuse of a chili dog! Best chili in a can. http://www.wolfbrandchili.com/images/wolf-brand-chili-logo.png You're absolutely correct. 
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http://www.kalihijack.com/copoutside.jpg I walked outside to take a look while eating a chilidog. I think as a tax payer it's your constitutional right to open the cargo area of the Tahoe and borrow whatever full auto he may have. |
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You should be tased, cuffed, and stuffed for that pathetic excuse of a chili dog! This. That looks like some shit a petite female would have with her box of wine while trying to fit in with real men chugging beer and dogs so loaded with bowl inflammation inducing toxic sludge that all plan on a after party at the ER later. |
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http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken Quoted:
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Pics of chilidog? http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken Not enough chili and mustard. |
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Quoted: http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken Quoted: Quoted: Pics of chilidog? http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken Fail. Needs more cheese. And needs more illegally-entered properties with angry homeowners yelling "AM I BEING DETAINED?!!?!" |
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http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken Quoted:
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Pics of chilidog? http://www.kalihijack.com/chilidog.jpg They already left....no one shot, arrested or had their spines broken dear lord that hot dog 
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