[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Bar chick... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/1/2015 11:33:17 PM EDT
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chick at the bar said she had a business, I asked for a card and she said I dont have any on me but I will text you. first text is "this is xyz from xyz", second text is "My husbands number is XXX-XXX-XXXX"
should I send a dick pick to the husband and the text "had a blast at the bar last night, here is that pic you asked for" |
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Fo dude, fucking Fo.... Don't be a pussy like that dude that wouldn't jerk off on a chick while wearing black socks and a horse mask. Fucking serious. ETA, I've been drinking heavily, so it is possible that my advice may be sketchy. This seems like solid advice to me 
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I was trying to do some work and she kept coming over and trying to talk to me. After a few lude remarks from her (pertaining to my work) I asked what she did for work... Lewd or rude? Lewd... She came up to me and my buddy several times and I brushed her off. After the 3rd or 4th time she hit a subject I was interested in so I asked a few questions. My buddy told her what we do for work, she made lewd comments, I asked what she did for work and she said she had a company that did some work that I could use as a contractor. I asked if she had a card and here we are... |
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She wants to sell you something, not fuck you. Hate to be a pooper I had a girl invite me out for drinks with her and her girlfriend...I spent the rest of the week doing stretching exercises .."D-Day" came and it turns out they both wanted to recruit me into Amway.. 
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Quoted: chick at the bar said she had a business, I asked for a card and she said I dont have any on me but I will text you. first text is "this is xyz from xyz", second text is "My husbands number is XXX-XXX-XXXX" should I send a dick pick to the husband and the text "had a blast at the bar last night, here is that pic you asked for" I find it rather humorous that you can't tell the difference between somebody telling you about their business and trying to 'pick you up'. If you sent me a picture of your junk, I'd prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law...and possibly meet with you for a briefing on respecting my wife. I nominate this thread for the top 10 stupidest horseshit threads ever on Arfcom. |