Posted: 3/14/2015 3:53:12 PM EDT
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There are certain rules that the sammich maker is supposed to comply with. I tell mine that some of the things that I ask her to do are just part of the rules, that's just the way it is. Now she wants to see this rule book, wants to see the rules in writing. I don't have this rule book but I figured that if anyone would, an ARFCOMmer would. So, where can I get the sammich maker rule book? Before I get a bunch of flack about equal treatment for the opposite sex, this stuff all started when she informed me that it was my job to take out the trash because I was the one with the dick. I figured that if she wanted to assign duties or responsibilities based on gender, I could play that game too. and, I know the rules, I've already posted a pic of the sammich maker in a previous post. |
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Quoted: There are certain rules that the sammich maker is supposed to comply with. I tell mine that some of the things that I ask her to do are just part of the rules, that's just the way it is. Now she wants to see this rule book, wants to see the rules in writing. I don't have this rule book but I figured that if anyone would, an ARFCOMmer would. So, where can I get the sammich maker rule book? Before I get a bunch of flack about equal treatment for the opposite sex, this stuff all started when she informed me that it was my job to take out the trash because I was the one with the dick. I figured that if she wanted to assign duties or responsibilities based on gender, I could play that game too. and, I know the rules, I've already posted a pic of the sammich maker in a previous post. You may call it a game, but I guarantee it will not end in a win. |
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Don't get me wrong, I don't mind taking out the trash, and most of the other traditionally male jobs, I'm old and that's the way we grew up back then, It's just the way I roll. It's just that she told me it's my job 'cause I'm the guy but doesn't want to do some of the traditional female jobs around the house. So, where's the rule book? |
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Condensed version...
1.Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up...don't come tell us about it. Put it down. 2.Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3.Don't make us guess. 4.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to...expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5.Some times, we're not thinking about you. 6.We're never thinking about "the relationship." 7.Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different -- it's just like every other cat. 8.Dogs are better than any cats. 9.Sunday = sports. 10.Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. 11.Anything you wear is fine. really. 12.You have enough clothes. 13.You have too many shoes. 14.Crying is blackmail. use it if you have to, but don't expect us to like it. 15.Your brother is an idiot. 16.Ask for what you want. subtle hints don't work. 17.No...we don't know what day it is. Mark anniversaries. 18.Share the bathroom. 19.Share the closet. 20."Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 21.A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. see a doctor. 22.Nothing says "i love you" like sex in the morning. 23.Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 24.Check your oil. 25.Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. |