[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Russian SHTF Prep gear thread (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/13/2015 10:38:09 PM EDT
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I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that.
Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. |
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http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
Only 3 left in stock, better hurry. |
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No. Rye is too Russian, and you know what being too Russian gets you. Your enemies don't start fights, but they do Finnish them. Quoted:
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Ham Sandwich on Rye? No. Rye is too Russian, and you know what being too Russian gets you. Your enemies don't start fights, but they do Finnish them. LOL, a scholar is amongst us. |
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Quoted: I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. That actually sounds like a pretty good setup. Can you add Carhartt bib-pants and a hank of paracord maybe? |
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That actually sounds like a pretty good setup. Can you add Carhartt bib-pants and a hank of paracord maybe? Quoted:
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I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. That actually sounds like a pretty good setup. Can you add Carhartt bib-pants and a hank of paracord maybe? No. True preppers only wear Duluth trading clothing. As long as its second hand, so the money never directly supports ze evil furriners. Like how people buy second hand Troy stuff. |
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The Russians will handle that nicely. What is best in life? Quoted:
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No lube or fleshlight? Russian fleshlight, carved from wood? 
The Russians will handle that nicely. What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! Oh, and a really well carved fleshlight. |
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To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! Oh, and a really well carved fleshlight. Quoted:
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No lube or fleshlight? Russian fleshlight, carved from wood?
The Russians will handle that nicely. What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! Oh, and a really well carved fleshlight. |
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Quoted: No. True preppers only wear Duluth trading clothing. As long as its second hand, so the money never directly supports ze evil furriners. Like how people buy second hand Troy stuff. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. That actually sounds like a pretty good setup. Can you add Carhartt bib-pants and a hank of paracord maybe? No. True preppers only wear Duluth trading clothing. As long as its second hand, so the money never directly supports ze evil furriners. Like how people buy second hand Troy stuff. I could get down with that. Used Duluth stuff sounds good. Add the paracord and I think you're good. Maybe some strike anywhere matches? |
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I could get down with that. Used Duluth stuff sounds good. Add the paracord and I think you're good. Maybe some strike anywhere matches? Quoted:
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I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. That actually sounds like a pretty good setup. Can you add Carhartt bib-pants and a hank of paracord maybe? No. True preppers only wear Duluth trading clothing. As long as its second hand, so the money never directly supports ze evil furriners. Like how people buy second hand Troy stuff. I could get down with that. Used Duluth stuff sounds good. Add the paracord and I think you're good. Maybe some strike anywhere matches? I ain't no airborne poser, and you shouldn't be either. NO PARACORD! |
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On white bread with mayo and I am so in Quoted:
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Ham Sandwich on Rye? No. Rye is too Russian, and you know what being too Russian gets you. Your enemies don't start fights, but they do Finnish them. Sriracha mayo is acceptable. We must leverage the Vietnamese against China. |
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Shitty alcohol to match a shitty gun. Both belong in the trash. Or you can get trashed on it, whatever. I'm a poster, not a cop. |
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Shitty alcohol to match a shitty gun. Both belong in the trash. Or you can get trashed on it, whatever. I'm a poster, not a cop. Quoted:
Shitty alcohol to match a shitty gun. Both belong in the trash. Or you can get trashed on it, whatever. I'm a poster, not a cop. I'm bringing trash can for storage. |
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Quoted: No, it isn't. The ass always tears out. I ain't no airborne poser, and you shouldn't be either. NO PARACORD! Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. That actually sounds like a pretty good setup. Can you add Carhartt bib-pants and a hank of paracord maybe? No. True preppers only wear Duluth trading clothing. As long as its second hand, so the money never directly supports ze evil furriners. Like how people buy second hand Troy stuff. I could get down with that. Used Duluth stuff sounds good. Add the paracord and I think you're good. Maybe some strike anywhere matches? I ain't no airborne poser, and you shouldn't be either. NO PARACORD! Dude...if you're telling me paracord isn't going to be a part of prepping...well, I'm not sure what to say. That's fucked up. How much booze is there going to be? |
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http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO Only 3 left in stock, better hurry. Holy hell the reviews! Especially the alien one 
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I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. Damn it. I can do the rest, but I finished my bottle of tequila tonight on bacon margaritas. Guess I might as well just lay down and die. I am unprepared. |
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Damn it. I can do the rest, but I finished my bottle of tequila tonight on bacon margaritas. Guess I might as well just lay down and die. I am unprepared. Quoted:
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I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. Damn it. I can do the rest, but I finished my bottle of tequila tonight on bacon margaritas. Guess I might as well just lay down and die. I am unprepared. But you live in TX. Go buy a bottle of Tres Generaciones, rapido, como un conejo. |
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But you live in TX. Go buy a bottle of Tres Generaciones, rapido, como un conejo. Quoted:
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I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. Damn it. I can do the rest, but I finished my bottle of tequila tonight on bacon margaritas. Guess I might as well just lay down and die. I am unprepared. But you live in TX. Go buy a bottle of Tres Generaciones, rapido, como un conejo. Had too much to drink to drive. BRB, waking up the woman and sending her on a liquor mission. |
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Had too much to drink to drive. BRB, waking up the woman and sending her on a liquor mission. Quoted:
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I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. Damn it. I can do the rest, but I finished my bottle of tequila tonight on bacon margaritas. Guess I might as well just lay down and die. I am unprepared. But you live in TX. Go buy a bottle of Tres Generaciones, rapido, como un conejo. Had too much to drink to drive. BRB, waking up the woman and sending her on a liquor mission. Si, si, es muy bien. Tequila. |
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A Russian family is preparing for SHTF. The mother tells their son to go and buy three newspapers, one for each member of the family. As the boy is leaving, the father asks him where is he going. The boy answers "Mama tell me to buy 3 newspapers, one for each of us." The father tells him "We no need newspaper, we have radio."
The boy then returns to his mother and tells her "Papa say we no need newspaper, we have radio." The mother sighs and tells her son "Fine, you go get two newspapers, one for me, one for you." The boy asks "What about Papa?" The mother says "Papa can wipe his ass with radio." |
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Si, si, es muy bien. Tequila. Quoted:
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I'm taking an axe, a ham sandwich, and a bottle of tequila, because wodka make world go boom. You can't prep better than that. Oh, and I painted the edge of the axe green, so its armor piercing. Damn it. I can do the rest, but I finished my bottle of tequila tonight on bacon margaritas. Guess I might as well just lay down and die. I am unprepared. But you live in TX. Go buy a bottle of Tres Generaciones, rapido, como un conejo. Had too much to drink to drive. BRB, waking up the woman and sending her on a liquor mission. Si, si, es muy bien. Tequila. Alet, Alet. Wife unit refuses to procure more tequila. Had to settle for cheap shitty scotch. Requesting direction, please advise. |