[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Subnet for President (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 2/21/2015 2:33:04 PM EDT
| We need someone that can speak to the American people, and i nominate Subnet for Presidento of the United States of America, and also drives a miata. |
|
Isn't he a liberal?
One song he got me hooked on 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBZVEpKoB-A&list=PLYuIJ7I-edHhQLotlnQY_XedKp5nOnYLh&index=9 
|
|
Quoted:
Isn't he a liberal? One song he got me hooked on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBZVEpKoB-A&list=PLYuIJ7I-edHhQLotlnQY_XedKp5nOnYLh&index=9  http://youtu.be/lBZVEpKoB-A?list=PLYuIJ7I-edHhQLotlnQY_XedKp5nOnYLhThe good kind. Classic. 
|
|
Classic Liberal does not equal progressive libtard statist douchebag.
"Classical liberalism" is the term used to designate the ideology advocating private property, an unhampered market economy, the rule of law, constitutional guarantees of freedom of religion and of the press, and international peace based on free trade. |
|
Quoted:
Sub could be the National DJ, and I will run the office.
First day, elimination of the BATF and conversion of the United Nations building to the new National Shooting Range and DCM sales office. Quoted:
Quoted:
Only if Old_Painless gets to be VP. Sub could be the National DJ, and I will run the office.
First day, elimination of the BATF and conversion of the United Nations building to the new National Shooting Range and DCM sales office. And that Is why I want him in the White House. 
|
|
Quoted:
tranny porn on your phone, duh. Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm just not attracted to him. Not enough hotness. Sorry, but I need more than good ideas and music in a president. What am I going to look at while he's blathering on about the state of the union? It's a non-starter. tranny porn on your phone, duh. That might actually work. |
|
Quoted:
Sub could be the National DJ, and I will run the office.
First day, elimination of the BATF and conversion of the United Nations building to the new National Shooting Range and DCM sales office. Quoted:
Quoted:
Only if Old_Painless gets to be VP. Sub could be the National DJ, and I will run the office.
First day, elimination of the BATF and conversion of the United Nations building to the new National Shooting Range and DCM sales office. I like Subnet, but you're in the lead.
|
|
Quoted:
I like Subnet, but you're in the lead. Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Only if Old_Painless gets to be VP. Sub could be the National DJ, and I will run the office.
First day, elimination of the BATF and conversion of the United Nations building to the new National Shooting Range and DCM sales office. I like Subnet, but you're in the lead. Wait till you see day #2. 
|
|
Quoted:
Reporter: Mr. Subnet, how do you respond to the allegations that you use to drink so much beer? Subnet: I experimented with beer a time or two, but I did not swallow. No sir, that is not a 7 hour long video of me face down next to a skipping record player. |
|
Quoted:
No sir, that is not a 7 hour long video of me face down next to a skipping record player. Quoted:
Quoted:
Reporter: Mr. Subnet, how do you respond to the allegations that you use to drink so much beer? Subnet: I experimented with beer a time or two, but I did not swallow. No sir, that is not a 7 hour long video of me face down next to a skipping record player. He was in a music induced trance. It can happen to all of us. |
|
Quoted:
It's a shame that the people who would make the best presidents are smart enough to never want to be president. While I might see this as a compliment (I don't want the gig) and I agree with you, I would make a terrible President. Worst in history. Like, impeached inside 100 days kind of terrible (if I wasn't shot first). 
|
|
Quoted:
I'm just not attracted to him. Not enough hotness. Sorry, but I need more than good ideas and music in a president. What am I going to look at while he's blathering on about the state of the union? It's a non-starter. Arousal-gapper?  This is why girls should never have gotten the right to vote...  Ban the 19th amendment! 
|
|
Quoted:
While I might see this as a compliment (I don't want the gig) and I agree with you, I would make a terrible President. Worst in history. Like, impeached inside 100 days kind of terrible (if I wasn't shot first). Quoted:
Quoted:
It's a shame that the people who would make the best presidents are smart enough to never want to be president. While I might see this as a compliment (I don't want the gig) and I agree with you, I would make a terrible President. Worst in history. Like, impeached inside 100 days kind of terrible (if I wasn't shot first). All you have to do is make some statement like, "If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve."
|
|
Quoted:
All you have to do is make some statement like, "If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve." Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
It's a shame that the people who would make the best presidents are smart enough to never want to be president. While I might see this as a compliment (I don't want the gig) and I agree with you, I would make a terrible President. Worst in history. Like, impeached inside 100 days kind of terrible (if I wasn't shot first). All you have to do is make some statement like, "If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve." Oh, I'm totally down with that. If elected, I will abuse the fuck out of Air Force One taking vacations, to an extent that would make Michelle Obama blush.
|
|
Quoted:
Sub could be the National DJ, and I will run the office.
First day, elimination of the BATF and conversion of the United Nations building to the new National Shooting Range and DCM sales office. See what I am talking about. This is what we need to get behind. Hot coals in a vacuum... |
|
Quoted:
If elected, I will abuse the fuck out of Air Force One taking vacations, to an extent that would make Michelle Obama blush. Just think of the sound system Air Force One must have on it! And you could broadcast your playlist live to the whole country when you took a trip. Don't be too quick to turn down this gig.
I'll do all the hard stuff. |
|
Quoted:
See what I am talking about. This is what we need to get behind. Hot coals in a vacuum... Quoted:
Quoted:
Sub could be the National DJ, and I will run the office.
First day, elimination of the BATF and conversion of the United Nations building to the new National Shooting Range and DCM sales office. See what I am talking about. This is what we need to get behind. Hot coals in a vacuum... I'm looking for a Secretary of Defense. You interested? |