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2/17/2015 11:14:12 PM EDT
Have been confirmed with a light strain of the left hamstring.

Waiting on a bottle of flexiril and have aleve already.

What else should I do on my own for this?
2/17/2015 11:15:18 PM EDT
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Masturbate furiously.
2/17/2015 11:16:52 PM EDT
[#2]
Change your tampon.  






2/17/2015 11:17:46 PM EDT
[#3]
I've tried both of those...no joy
2/17/2015 11:19:52 PM EDT
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cuz you don't want to strain something else, Nancy.



 
2/17/2015 11:20:00 PM EDT
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Bourbon
2/17/2015 11:21:43 PM EDT
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2/17/2015 11:22:55 PM EDT
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Nothing you can do. Sorry.

Dibs on firearms and M855 stash.
2/17/2015 11:23:27 PM EDT
[#8]
axe kicks
2/17/2015 11:24:23 PM EDT
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Ice and elevate it for 20 minutes at a time at least 5 times per day, preferably more. Keep it compressed 24/7. Stay off of it unless you must walk somewhere. Follow this religiously and your rehab will be quick and smooth.
2/17/2015 11:26:38 PM EDT
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Rub some dirt on it and get back in there!

2/17/2015 11:28:39 PM EDT
[#11]
Use a smaller plug next time?
2/17/2015 11:31:10 PM EDT
[#12]
Stand up when you pee?
2/17/2015 11:35:50 PM EDT
[#13]
Obviously you can't jump off the couch and yell at the t.v. when you're watching "The View" anymore.
2/18/2015 12:19:04 AM EDT
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That's pretty close to what I actually have to do anyway.

The Doc in a box said to apply heat, didn't say anything about ice.

Ace bandage type wrap maybe?
2/18/2015 12:24:43 AM EDT
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That's pretty close to what I actually have to do anyway.

The Doc in a box said to apply heat, didn't say anything about ice.

Ace bandage type wrap maybe?
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That's pretty close to what I actually have to do anyway.

The Doc in a box said to apply heat, didn't say anything about ice.

Ace bandage type wrap maybe?


Goddamit, just dump some coal oil on it!

...and dirt.
2/18/2015 12:28:02 AM EDT
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Goddamit, just dump some coal oil on it!

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That's pretty close to what I actually have to do anyway.

The Doc in a box said to apply heat, didn't say anything about ice.

Ace bandage type wrap maybe?


Goddamit, just dump some coal oil on it!

...and dirt.



Okay fine. But also drugs.

Mmm...prescription grade melty feeling drugs.
2/18/2015 12:30:14 AM EDT
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2/18/2015 12:35:29 AM EDT
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Did it happen in a lovers tryst?
2/18/2015 12:38:56 AM EDT
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Sandpaper. Not even a full sheet. It fell and I went to get it and my leg exploded out of the top of my ass

*ETA*
Klingspor Silicon Carbide 1200 grit. About 2" x 3.5"

Using it to polish some 303 SS standoffs that I had just finished making.
2/18/2015 12:56:23 AM EDT
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Not fine enough,  Get some 2500 redline.  Good stuff.

Flexeril  (cyclobenzaprine) will make you all melty feeling, at least the first couple time you take it.  Then it kind a gets Meh.  I can only get it to work for 2 days then I need to take a few days off.