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2/24/2003 10:13:25 AM EDT
Subject: VIEWS ON THE USE OF DEADLY FORCE

DIFFERENT VIEWS ON THE USE OF DEADLY FORCE IN DEFENSE OF ONESELF AND FAMILY

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand
is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring
him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he
just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could
my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I
need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a
conclusion.


Conservative Answer:

BANG!


Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of
clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!
2/24/2003 10:32:52 AM EDT
[#1]
That pretty much sums it up. LOL !
2/24/2003 10:34:51 AM EDT
[#2]
De ja Vu'?
2/24/2003 11:00:14 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
De ja Vu'?
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I've been getting this "joke" e-mailed to me at least once a day for the last 3 or 4 months.

2/24/2003 11:24:35 AM EDT
[#4]
This is about the 5th time someone has posted this in about two months or so.

It's still funny (but true) though.