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AR15.COM
2/24/2003 9:50:11 AM EDT
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.  It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.  Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink".  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT-n-DO."
2/24/2003 10:26:05 AM EDT
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Since more and more teens are choosing abstinence as method of birth control and protection from STD's they will also market a soft drink containing saltpeter.
It will be called:"Do-Without"