Posted: 2/6/2015 6:31:12 PM EDT
Orlando, Florida is known for its world-class theme parks, but if hanging with Mickey Mouse isn’t really you’re speed, there's a new theme park that may give you more bang for your buck.
At Machine Gun America, kids as young as 13 can shoot military-grade firearms at custom targets or in simulated experiences, no prior experience required. And it's only six miles from Disney World. Link I've gotten to fire belt-feds before, but it's good to see it opened up to everyone. "Hey, Mr. Representative, why can't I buy a new machine gun?" 
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It's not a machine gun theme park until they mount a mini gun to the front car of a roller coaster and i get to shoot hippies strategically placed around the track. Double points for the one that only comes into view when upside down on the barrell roll. 
Not that even a diamond tip could penetrate the thick skulls of hippies. 
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