Posted: 1/23/2015 1:42:54 AM EDT
Look what my 19 year old daughter brought me.
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You are training her well for her future husband. Every woman should bring her man a blizzard, peeps, and his Glock when he sits down in his chair. Pretty sure its in the old testament somewhere. She brought the blizzard and peeps. The Glock was sitting right next to me where it always is. |
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Sorry, I don't play board games. Quoted:
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Fail. GTFO. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile O RLY?? Si. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Sorry, I don't play board games. You also don't post dinner pics. =P Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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You own a glock but don't know what pig nose is and you don't know what EDC is? Jesus. Every day carry. Quoted:
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Your daughter bought you an EDC package? That was really nice of her  I don't what that is. He doesn't play board games, either. Oh my. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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You also don't post dinner pics. =P Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quoted:
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Fail. GTFO. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile O RLY?? Si. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Sorry, I don't play board games. You also don't post dinner pics. =P Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I've posted some before when my wife has made enchiladas or other delicious entrees. |
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Between this and the pic in the OP, the women in your life are trying to kill you. 
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I've posted some before when my wife has made enchiladas or other delicious entrees.
My wife is trying to kill me with sex. She hasn't succeeded so far. |
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Quoted: My wife is trying to kill me with sex. She hasn't succeeded so far. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've posted some before when my wife has made enchiladas or other delicious entrees. My wife is trying to kill me with sex. She hasn't succeeded so far.  |
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And then you went sophomoric, tank and all.
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I've posted some before when my wife has made enchiladas or other delicious entrees.
My wife is trying to kill me with sex. She hasn't succeeded so far.
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What kind of blizzard from DQ? Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. You wanna hear something funny? I had just walked into my older daughter's room and saw an empty DQ cup, came back and sat at the dinner table and told my wife "guess what I'm craving?" She said "Blizzard". I asked her how she knew and she said, "your daughter is already gonna bring you one" It's weird how she can sometimes guess what I'm thinking, sometimes even before I say anything. |