Posted: 1/5/2015 11:19:04 AM EDT
| Wife woke up yesterday (no pics) and she had put her hair up the night before. She went to bathroom and when she came out she said "check out my hair" With her naturally very curly hair there were 3 curls that were distinctly each '6', '6', '6'! OMG! ARfcom...what should I do? Is my wife the anti christ!!!! HELP!! Excorcist has been contacted!! |
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For cases involving "666" manifestation, involving human body parts and/or hair (female) (excerpted from the Home Exorcists' Handbook): Step 1: insure the subject is securely restrained, including muzzled/gagged as needed Step 2: remove all children/pets to a safe area Step 3: observe the subject for a period not less than 30 minutes. Step 4: if no additional manifestations (head spinning, projectile vomiting) are observed, proceed to Step 5. If either or both additional manifestations are observed, immediately wrap the affected body part/area with several layers of duct tape, or shave all body hair (as appropriate). Step 5: Ensure subject positioning is conducive to penile insertion (without compromising secure restraints). Step 6: Using your own (or a trusted friends') sufficiently prepared penis, FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY. Step 7: Repeat step 6 as necessary for the next 6 to 8 hours. Step 8: Remove all restraints and tell the subject - "NOW, MAKE ME A SAMMICH" |
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Fuck her right in the pussy. http://images1.tickld.com/live/postimages/2202ca75470304ff347209073b44cb2c.png IN |