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1/1/2015 3:41:23 PM EDT
Coding 21a1  

rectal bleeding
21 y o male conscious and breathing

just got the page .... FML

wish i was not on call
1/1/2015 3:43:02 PM EDT
[#1]
good thing you posted on AR15 before responding.
1/1/2015 3:43:16 PM EDT
[#2]
In for claims of "I fell on it".
1/1/2015 3:43:54 PM EDT
[#3]
in on a volly rescue thread
1/1/2015 3:44:03 PM EDT
[#4]
Oh, and he weighs 750 lbs.......
1/1/2015 3:45:04 PM EDT
[#5]
We're super busy today as well.

It's ok if you don't find the time to post pics........

......ok.....yeah......thanks.......
1/1/2015 3:45:53 PM EDT
[#6]
In before "he said he had a model train set and imitation crab meat"...
1/1/2015 3:45:54 PM EDT
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This post brought to you by <edit> wireless I am waiting in the truck for others to arrive
1/1/2015 3:55:42 PM EDT
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You should have checked off the FireFighting ONLY option.      

There is nothing remotely fun or exhilarating in dealing with a rectal bleeding.      





But seriously, thank you, for all you do.
1/1/2015 3:59:33 PM EDT
[#9]
This is way worse than a poop thread.
1/1/2015 4:04:53 PM EDT
[#10]
OST



Keep us updated OP!!
1/1/2015 4:05:24 PM EDT
[#11]
Anyone forcing you to be a Vol FF?
1/1/2015 4:07:07 PM EDT
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One in a million, Doc.
1/1/2015 4:09:28 PM EDT
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Nope


On scene
1/1/2015 4:10:56 PM EDT
[#14]
In before it's FDE's New Years Tranny party.
1/1/2015 4:12:15 PM EDT
[#15]
Refusal AMA
Referral to SO for M1 hold
BF is crying
"GF" is bleeding according to Para x and y ( I am a para but just drive the truck )

it's up to SO at this point

FML
1/1/2015 4:17:09 PM EDT
[#16]
oh shit dis getting good ...
there aint no DV like homo DV *

*


I don't judge Here you are all equally worthless.
1/1/2015 4:19:04 PM EDT
[#17]
I'm really starting to get tired of being an EMT/FF.  Too much hassle for a volly job.
1/1/2015 4:19:07 PM EDT
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oh shit dis getting good ...

there aint no DV like homo DV *



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1/1/2015 4:20:08 PM EDT
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I'm really starting to get tired of being an EMT/FF.  Too much hassle for a volly job.
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I feel ya ...

this shit gets old and

I don't like fighting darwin
1/1/2015 4:21:01 PM EDT
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oh shit dis getting good ...
there aint no DV like homo DV *

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I don't judge Here you are all equally worthless.

 


Yep.
1/1/2015 4:24:10 PM EDT
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I feel ya ...

this shit gets old and

I don't like fighting darwin
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I'm really starting to get tired of being an EMT/FF.  Too much hassle for a volly job.


I feel ya ...

this shit gets old and

I don't like fighting darwin


It'd be alright if people weren't so fucking stupid.
1/1/2015 4:24:13 PM EDT
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Doesn't sound like DV, sounds like the makeup after the fight.
1/1/2015 4:27:52 PM EDT
[#23]
It is totally professional posting while on scene.
1/1/2015 4:28:56 PM EDT
[#24]
2 in custody ...

1 transport to regional ..

will be offline for a while

the female deputy says thanks for helping with "BF"


FML !!!


I really want to be snowmobiling with my kids ... oh well
greater good and all that shit
1/1/2015 4:29:01 PM EDT
[#25]
Someone kept the party going.
1/1/2015 4:31:21 PM EDT
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Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  
1/1/2015 4:35:26 PM EDT
[#27]
And my uneducated medical opinion is buttfucking with objects without lube is bad Mkay
1/1/2015 4:35:39 PM EDT
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Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  
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It is totally professional posting while on scene.



Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  


Umm ok.......... Well that's all better then.
1/1/2015 4:37:22 PM EDT
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Umm ok.......... Well that's all better then.
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It is totally professional posting while on scene.



Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  


Umm ok.......... Well that's all better then.

Sense of humor

I suggest you find one .. it will make you a better FF/LEO
1/1/2015 4:37:59 PM EDT
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I wouldn't be doing it if I wasn't FT.

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1/1/2015 4:38:28 PM EDT
[#31]
What did they get hooked up for?





1/1/2015 4:39:29 PM EDT
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Sense of humor

I suggest you find one .. it will make you a better FF/LEO
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It is totally professional posting while on scene.



Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  


Umm ok.......... Well that's all better then.

Sense of humor

I suggest you find one .. it will make you a better FF/LEO




Thanks for the tip.  I'm already retired from the job.
1/1/2015 4:39:47 PM EDT
[#33]
I dispatched out a prolapsed rectum once and the engine captain asked me over the air if that was really the situation

no I fucking made it up hahahaha
1/1/2015 4:43:03 PM EDT
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2nd degree assault on the "BF"
M1 hold for the GF

"BF" ran up on my para and female deputy

It didn't work out for "BF"

EMS is transporting "GF"
Sgt is transporting "BF"
"BF" refused medical but has a nice cut on the cheek

not saying how "BF"  got cut

my fucking hand hurts a lot about to go 10-7 for the day

1/1/2015 4:57:04 PM EDT
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You should have checked off the FireFighting ONLY option.      

There is nothing remotely fun or exhilarating in dealing with a rectal bleeding.      





But seriously, thank you, for all you do.
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 4 words....   Elephantiasis of the Testicles
1/1/2015 4:58:15 PM EDT
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I wouldn't be doing it if I wasn't FT.

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Been doing it ten years.  Told my wife that I was probably done at the end of this cert.  She organized a bunch of our friends to convince me that the community needed me to stay on.  
1/1/2015 4:58:28 PM EDT
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Anal fissures? Hemorrhoids? Colon cancer? Peanuts abrading on the way out?




















or...Butt play.

1/1/2015 5:01:14 PM EDT
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Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  
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It is totally professional posting while on scene.



Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  



Sworn peace officer? Well, at least you are not  peddling kiddie porn  like  the vollies here.
1/1/2015 5:01:56 PM EDT
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I fell on that glass jar and it broke and turned my asshole into hamburger meat.



 
1/1/2015 5:37:00 PM EDT
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Sworn peace officer? Well, at least you are not  peddling kiddie porn  like  the vollies here.
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Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  



Sworn peace officer? Well, at least you are not  peddling kiddie porn  like  the vollies here.

Must be a TX thing all on our vol FD are ex peace officer or honorable discharged .mil ..

in most cases both
1/1/2015 5:39:19 PM EDT
[#41]
1 man, 1 jar

[:O
1/1/2015 5:44:10 PM EDT
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Been doing it ten years.  Told my wife that I was probably done at the end of this cert.  She organized a bunch of our friends to convince me that the community needed me to stay on.  
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Been doing it ten years.  Told my wife that I was probably done at the end of this cert.  She organized a bunch of our friends to convince me that the community needed me to stay on.  

This is GD you know the rules !

And Hey I have not made it to the PO yet .. should have some54/34/and random CO plates coming
1/1/2015 6:30:17 PM EDT
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2nd degree assault on the "BF"
M1 hold for the GF

"BF" ran up on my para and female deputy

It didn't work out for "BF"

EMS is transporting "GF"
Sgt is transporting "BF"
"BF" refused medical but has a nice cut on the cheek

not saying how "BF"  got cut

my fucking hand hurts a lot about to go 10-7 for the day

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What did they get hooked up for?



2nd degree assault on the "BF"
M1 hold for the GF

"BF" ran up on my para and female deputy

It didn't work out for "BF"

EMS is transporting "GF"
Sgt is transporting "BF"
"BF" refused medical but has a nice cut on the cheek

not saying how "BF"  got cut

my fucking hand hurts a lot about to go 10-7 for the day




I'm slightly lost here, these actually men and women you're dealing with here or all men with different relationship titles.
1/1/2015 6:37:23 PM EDT
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I'm slightly lost here, these actually men and women you're dealing with here or all men with different relationship titles.
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2nd degree assault on the "BF"
M1 hold for the GF

"BF" ran up on my para and female deputy

It didn't work out for "BF"

EMS is transporting "GF"
Sgt is transporting "BF"
"BF" refused medical but has a nice cut on the cheek

not saying how "BF"  got cut

my fucking hand hurts a lot about to go 10-7 for the day




I'm slightly lost here, these actually men and women you're dealing with here or all men with different relationship titles.

all "men"

1/1/2015 7:06:02 PM EDT
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 4 words....   Elephantiasis of the Testicles
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You should have checked off the FireFighting ONLY option.      

There is nothing remotely fun or exhilarating in dealing with a rectal bleeding.      





But seriously, thank you, for all you do.

 4 words....   Elephantiasis of the Testicles


Here's five words in the same sentence I'd rather never deal with again - Esophageal Varices with coffee ground emesis.
1/1/2015 7:09:19 PM EDT
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Must be a TX thing all on our vol FD are ex peace officer or honorable discharged .mil ..

in most cases both
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It is totally professional posting while on scene.



Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  



Sworn peace officer? Well, at least you are not  peddling kiddie porn  like  the vollies here.

Must be a TX thing all on our vol FD are ex peace officer or honorable discharged .mil ..

in most cases both



Correct  me if I have you mixed up with someone else, were you not fired from a PD job for family violence?
1/1/2015 8:42:58 PM EDT
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all "men"

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2nd degree assault on the "BF"
M1 hold for the GF

"BF" ran up on my para and female deputy

It didn't work out for "BF"

EMS is transporting "GF"
Sgt is transporting "BF"
"BF" refused medical but has a nice cut on the cheek

not saying how "BF"  got cut

my fucking hand hurts a lot about to go 10-7 for the day




I'm slightly lost here, these actually men and women you're dealing with here or all men with different relationship titles.

all "men"



Hahh ok, I thought so
1/1/2015 8:48:01 PM EDT
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Play-Doh?
1/1/2015 8:50:35 PM EDT
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Probably more like this:



1/1/2015 8:52:28 PM EDT
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Correct  me if I have you mixed up with someone else, were you not fired from a PD job for family violence?
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It is totally professional posting while on scene.



Good thing I am a amateur with 9+ years as sworn peace officer and 5+ as amateur FF / Paramedic

Complain and get my "pay" docked


for the record I provide the best care / service I possibly can in concordance with my training every day

haters going to hate  



Sworn peace officer? Well, at least you are not  peddling kiddie porn  like  the vollies here.

Must be a TX thing all on our vol FD are ex peace officer or honorable discharged .mil ..

in most cases both



Correct  me if I have you mixed up with someone else, were you not fired from a PD job for family violence?

Shit just got real.
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