Posted: 12/19/2014 3:53:22 AM EDT
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There once was a girl from Nantucket Who kept a horrible thing in a bucket One day it got loose Killed three bears and a moose And a beaver, who thought he could fuck it... |
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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin While Wiping his chin If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it! There once was a man from Lamass, Whos balls were made out of thick brass. In stormy weather, His balls clanked together, And sparks came out of his ass. |
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There once was a jolly old bloke
Who picked up a girl for a poke Pulled down her pants Fucked her into a trance And shit in her shoe for a joke. There were 2 brothers named Luntz Who buggered each other at once When asked to account For this intricate mount They said arseholes are tighter than cunts. There was a man from Kildaire Who was fucking a girl on a stair In the middle of his stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in midair. |
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there once was a woman from Natchez who was born with two snatches she said,"oh shit" "Id give either tit" For a man with equipment that matches" There once was a man named o'Doul who had a long,incredible tool he would use it to plow or to diddle a cow Or a cue stick when shooting pool |
